#bereftretribution

Merry Fucking Christmas, this has been in queue since Easter.

“Why are we playing this game again?” The raven murmured, turning his slightly pink face away from the other man. Which in it of itself was enough of a confirmation that he had guessed correctly. 

who steals french fries off the other’s plate: I’m pretty sure Break doesn’t often eat real food around others, but I think he’d take them off of Gil’s plate just to mess with him even though Gil won’t give 2 shits bc fast food = no. take em.who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: Xerxes fucking Break. Gil just. Swats him.who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: PROBABLY BREAK?? Gil would probably “nah I’m not getting u” …comes anyway. stupid. I think Break would mock Gil while busting him out.who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: I don’t think Gil would take Break seriously but he’d listen to whatever Break wanted to say if he was willing to say anything. I think Break would give horrible advice & probably not really listen & just fuck with Gil omg.who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: Break. Gil does it back. Break does it worse. Gil loses. Gil quits bc fuck u cheater. u take it too far.who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: Probably Break so he could fuck with Gilbert when they’re going to bed. 2:30am: “Break if you don’t go to bed right the fuck now I will hurt you.”who starts and who wins the pillow fights: Break probably starts them after messing with Gil for a while & Gil finally joins in. It’s a tie. Usually there’s red marks on them bc they get intense sometimes. Usually leads to Break running around & Gil furiously chasing after him around the house.who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: Xerxes fucking Break. Just to embarrass Gilbert bc he knows lover boy is so easy to humiliate. 

  As for Gilbert, he’s lacking vision in his other eye. This doesn’t feel right at a--     “Hey!! Watch it!” He’s already running after Gilbert-- err.. Break..-- “What the hell is happening right now? What’s going on? Why are you-- I--” now that he’s standing closer... He realizes how he has to actually look up rather than the opposite way. Fuck.                                             “What did you do? What is this?”

                    Oh my god, what just happened…

[[SCREAMS BACK. I’VE MISSED U TOO FRIAN. TWAS SWELL. HOW ARE YOU?????]]

   Fortunately for Break, a punch or a gunfire wasn’t what he received. Gilbert’s mind went blank as soon as Break went in for an actual kiss. His shoulders stiffening as did the rest of him.     “----!!?” Break, you did a lot of stupid things before, but this is going pretty far. He was quick to break the kiss, stumbling backwards as he did so & even wiping his lips. “W-what was that!!?”

“Oi, ain’t gotta be rude. Please gets you a long way with me, y’know.” He shoved the ivorette off of him before rolling over onto his side, strong arms wrapping around the older man’s slim frame & squeezing as his chin propped itself atop his crown. “Had a bad day?”