#bee x vortex

Hahahahahhaa awwwww

I like how those Wrath, Gluttony and Lust royals knew about Ozzie, Bee and Satan's relationships with their mortal born partners, and they just grew to accept it

They respected their lords' decision to keep the relationship as private as possible until those Sins confirmed it in public

Bee was first, rhen Ozzie and finally Satan

I thought Greed royals are the most classist amongst Hell royals

Turns out Wrath royals are pretty up there too

Those other Hell royals in general ( except the DiGalaxis circles ) are very loyal to their Sins

Amethyst has a particular loyalty to Ozzie cuz he's also her dad

I think Satan finally confirming his relationship with Yogirt in public also cemented Wrath Sloth ties even MORE

And ANOTHER middle finger to the DiGalaxis tyranny

Okay, Satan may not be closely associated with the Goetias as Ozzie and Bee are, but Satan is practically Lucifer's ' right hand man ', so Yogirt soon came to also be embroiled in Hell royal drama like Vortex, Sal, Vaggie, Fizz and Blitz are

Satan is described to be an ' umpire of justice ' in Hell. But Mastermind subverted it aince Satan was bamboolzed by DiGalaxis mind bending

Viv did tease major Hazbin and Hellhva crossovers in their 3rd seasons, so I can see, in Helluva S3, while Lucifer finally made amends with Charlie ( coincided with Hazbin S1 ), Lucifer goes around, sees the mess, and pull strings to help save Hell and the Goetias

And he personally helps Satan be free of the mind bending

Like, Lust soon bans Stella and all the other rings follow suit

Clearly, Lust, Gluttony and Wrath are especially important in the Hell political landscape

The Helluva Boss S3 pirate teaser poster got Satan, Ozzie and Bee fighting against Mammon

I think those 3 sins finally put aside their differences to fight against Mammon's double crossing corruption or smth

Mammon was wishy washy on which side he is on in the divorce feud, before he quit talking to the DiGalacis after Andrealphus tried to threaten the Greed stock markets

No wonder the entite Greed ring court got sentenced to house arrests for a year AND one billion in fines EACH

And Vassago is taking in Via! Thats so sweet

Like Vassago pulling strings to ward Via when Stolas wasnt in the best state of mind to take care of Via YET ( Stolas is still recovering after all that )

Lust very often goes with romance, and the Lust ring royals understood that better than most people

Which is another reason why Lust Ring is built upon ' amour ' related industries - pastry shops, haute couture brands, gemstone mines, etc

Srsly those Hell royals in general understood their associated ' Sins " better than most people

Pride Royals are charismatic and confident, but often arrogant

Wrath royals are aggressive and volatile tempered, but have a deep sense of protectiveness and loyalty to one another

Gluttony royals are foodies, but stressed on nutrition and community building

Greed royals are often two timing greedy grifters who love money, but even there are some lines they wouldnt cross

Lust royals are alluring, charismatic and love the finer things in life, and are often romantics at heart, but they can manipulative and conniving

Envy Royals are often hyper competitive and vain, but they love the sea and have a strong sense of loyalty to each other

Sloth royals may seem ' lazy ' and pacifistic, but they are often much more efficient and proactive than they seem

It actually takes A LOT to be banned from a ring in Hell

And for Stella and her ilk to become banned by all 7 Rings really shows how unhinged that is

Basically the Goetia divorce feud nearly broke Hell and nearly destroyed the universe

No wonder massive reparations and population wide therapy sessions are held across the realms

Lust royals all came to agree that Stella ' is the ugliest person they ever seen ', and that is saying a lot

A tragic thing about the Goetias in the divorce feud is that they nearly broke themselves with their pride and vengeance

And thats why them being saved from themselves by their allies, and their recovery, is so damn important

Its really something, isnt it?

To have these ancient, powerful beings, being almost broken by their own pride and vengeance

Those Goetias had to be reminded of the values of humility and compassion the hard way

Stolas is in an especially interesting position - he does want to break the cycle, but he's so ingrained with ' Ancient Goetia ways ' that he didnt know how before

Blitz and Via helped him through his important learning arc

Desdemona understood the ' Ancient Goetia ways ' because its a cosmic mirror and parallel to the Italian Renaissance chess games

And Veritos helped teach her and Ipos that such cycles got to be broken

Nobody has seen the Goetias become this shattered

Not even the Saints

The Saints fully understood the Goetia gravitas, and they are horrified over how that one feud nearly doomed....everything

Viv did say that Helluva S3 is gonna be ' very heavy ', so if a similar thing happened in canon...

I can only imagine how overwhelmed the cast is when they recorded those scenes

Viv also said that Via will have a " more important role ' in Helluva S3, and I sense that Via would be crucial to save the Goetias from themselves

I'm so excited to see how it plays out in canon

Brandon did say that Vassago is ' kinda like early 50s ' and Stolas is 'kinda like mid 30s ' in ancient demon years

Damn

I thought Andrealphus and Vassago are around a similar age

Turns out Andrealphus is around a similar age as Stolas!

Yeah Vassago is already a grown up when Stella was just a baby

Some people thought Vassago, Andrealphus and Stolas are around a similar age

Imagine the shock they had when turns out Vassago and Stolas had a big age gap

Like I always envisioned Vassago and Stolas to have a big age gap, and then Brandon confirms it is still all the more shocking

FYI

Even most of the mob families in Hell are horrified by the sheer gravitas of the feud

You know shit is real serious when even numerous mob families are horrified by a royal divorce feud

And no wonder the Tarantellas become willing to help and also join the Hazbin circuit - they provide a new perspective to the Goetias that not everything has to be about the stars

The O'Malleys and Yamamotos are absolutely terrified by the divorce feud fall out

Everyone else

It helped Nifty to become closer to her family

And also helped Husk and Angel Dust to later reunite with their families

I like how Charlie and Vaggie didnt force Husk and Angel to be reunited with their families straight away - they knew that their situations are delicate and complex, even tho Lucifer already reserved spaces for the 2 families in the budding Hazbin circuit

So they are patient with the process, wjth therapy and all

Husk got there first, then Angel Dust

Interesting how Husk, Angel Dust and Pentious have a similar sense of guilt with their delicate family dramas - Pentious ' failed ' to stop Jack the Ripper, Husk lost half of his family in WW2, and Angel Dust accidentally shot his dad in the middle of a rumble

But after everything, after much needed therapy, the reunion with their families is emotional as heck - those families, at the end of the day, just want their boys home

I can see why Lucifer didnt rally rhe Hazbin circuit straight away - he knows that everyone else in his Hazbin circuit stand by list needed a break before they rally to stop the Overlord wars threatening the Hotel

While Stolas, Satan, Ozzie, Bee, Charlie, Ipos and Emily bring perspectives of Ancient celestial royal gravitas to their mortal born soulmates, their soulmates bring a sense of groundedness from those celestial drama, and I find it very beautiful

Its wild how Ozzie had several lovers before Fizz, and Fizz is ultimately his soulmate

Amethyst and her siblings and the other Lust royals are ofc surprised and amazed by that

Refusing to see the truth is a sign of weakness

The Goetias and Marianne may be proud at first and struggled to see the truth for a while, but they eventually got there

Stella, Gatsby and their ilk on the other hand....

No wonder Stolas and Constanza and their allies came to pity those narcs, even after all that

Srsly those narcs would rather die than be faced with the truth - nobody actually likes narcs anyway

The truth also shocked Galinda and Via, but it galvanized them to save their loved ones and their realms, and use their powers and magic for good

He's so into this and I mean good for him I'm glad he's having fun but I can't stop laughing

He doesn't really have any personal beef with Blitzø like Verosika hates the guy so he's probably heard that story and he doesn't seem thrilled about his relationship with Loona but still he's so happy to be calling this guy he met twice a motherfucker and I love that

Anyway him and Bee definitely sing together all the time

Part 1

That is kind of odd, plus I bring this scene up as I always thought/headcanoned that other royals wouldn't take Bee seriously given her party girl nature, leading to them to not care about who Bee dates since Bee has likely done a lot of immature stuff over the centuries, so her dating a Hellhound (which she is part of) wouldn't be that different.

Before this episode I have seen people point out how Bee and Vortex's relationship was considered a double stranded when compared to Ozzie and Stolas' love interest at the time, but at least Mammon's statements takes care of that.