#becauseihaveyou

SU, five seasons: canonized rupphire by the end of it

SPOP, five seasons: canonized catradora by the end of it

TOH, three seasons: canonized lumity by the end of it

and don’t forget shows like the harley quinn show canonizing harlivy within two seasons!!

it’s almost like bumbleby isn’t a “slow burn”, but rather it’s just bait. arkos got confirmed in three seasons, renora got confirmed v7.

but bumbleby? eight seasons, eight years, and all we’ve gotten is some Soft Looks Of Implied Yearning ™, some forehead touches, and some hand-holding (which could easily be taken as platonic because hand-holding is also shown platonically in this show).

it’s almost like when kerry refused to confirm bumbleby because “you need to keep watching to find out”, it was because the him and the other writers knew that this ship is one of the biggest reasons people watch the show in the first place.

a slow burn is a slow burn. but bumbleby is only getting their their relationship dragged out for years in the name of views. simple as that.

all this confirms is that mkek are absolutely pathetic, insecure, fragile cishets who cannot write queer couples to save their life but know that their fndm has done all the work for them & will bank on that through merch sales & teasing until their company inevitably crashes & burns. ✨💜

you can only justify things with a slowburn for so long & there still has to be moments for the ship that isn't the same thing over & over in a bloody forehead touch. if it's a slowburn, why haven't they actually helped each other with their trauma & just ended up giving each other more? why was weiss the one to help yang? why was sun the one to help blake? why did they barely talk about any of their issues? why have none of the cishet couples in the show like renora or arkos gone through the same "slowburn"?

Commission that I just finished for @becauseihaveyou

Thank you for the opportunity to design Vacuo outfits for these kids!

“Together.”

I think that's a really weak attempt at excusing already weak writing, and tbh, there's no real reason for it? Just admit that relationship development isn't the show's strongsuit and move on? (Except that saying such things seems tantamount to spitting in people's faces with how some of them react, but y'know, that's another rant altogether.)

Like, they weren't 'too busy doing other important things' to give Arkos an explicitly romantic subplot in v1-v3, they weren't 'too busy doing other important things' to give Blacksun an explicitly romantic subplot in v4-v5, they weren't 'too busy doing other important things' to give Renora an explicitly romantic subplot in v7-v8. So why is it only the one same-gender relationship among the main cast that they are 'too busy doing other important things' to focus on, exactly?

Nevermind that it's not even true. The reunion in v8 would've been the perfect chance for a kiss&declaration of love. They had months of canon time in v7 during which they could have focused on their relationship, talked about things, and had an explicitly romantic subplot rather than... a couple lingering glances, very mild flirting, and then nothing. (And if they'd actually done the smart thing and had v7 end with the election and then have what is currently the back half of v7 be all of v8 instead, they'd have had time to breathe and do those smaller, relationship-focused plots that would actually do all of their relationships justice.)

The simple fact is, at this point, there really is no excuse for why bumbleby isn't explicitly, in-the-text canon by now. Either they are deliberately dragging the relationship out specifically to string along fans without having to actually commit to it in the narrative--in which case it's queerbaiting and we're unlikely to get an actual bees kiss until the end of the show--or else they are just... really bad at developing characters and relationships naturally, in which case it's just bad writing and there's still no real excuse for not having improved over the last four years.

(Sorry for the late response I’ve been under the weather!! ;u;)

It’s shown that Weiss would throw herself into a flaming hot crater to protect the sunshine being Yang Xiao Long. So yes I think about it a lot! 😭

yeah i can do blacksun!! these might be a wee bit shorter just because i don’t think about them much but i’ll give it a shot!

it takes three people to wrestle sun into a tie and a buttoned shirt; neptune and weiss keep threatening him with bodily harm if he doesn’t dress up well for his wedding, but it isn’t until coco walks in an gives him a single look from under her glasses that he very quickly shuts up and dresses up

they marry on the beach; right out by the docks where they first came to menagerie. the sand reminds sun of vacuo and menagerie, despite the progress the world has made, will always be the safest place for the faunus

there’s no formal reception; they intentionally line the ceremony up with a big faunus festival going on in kuo kuana, so their “reception” is just a taking in of the sights and a celebration with their family, friends, and neighbours

ghira does a speech; as chieftain, he’s expected to, but he makes sure to throw in a little something about their wedding. he closes out by letting sun know that while he dislikes him less now, he still won’t hesitate to chop off his tail and use it as a doorbell rope. sun hugs him and says “i love you too dad!” they have.... a ways to go

Sun Wukong from RWBY hates cops!

send me a ship/character and i’ll put my music on shuffle, pick a line, and write you something based on that

“When we live such fragile lives, it’s the best way we survive.”