#beausia

I think love is the most beautiful thing in the world, and I don't give a fuck, because I have no original ideas. I'm a pathetic man whose goal is to read poetry in order to get women to fall in love with him, and you'd think I was reprimanding myself and revealing my horrible dark side by saying that, but I was really saying "women who hear this, fall in love with me, or else," because that's what it comes down to -- an ultimatum, life or death, and sure, maybe I'm being extreme, but you walk around and tell me that things aren't extreme, jesus, I've seen a man jack off to a gap window display, so don't tell me that love isn't important. and maybe you didn't get that series of lines, that's OK, most of them are subtext designed to impress people who know too much about art, all you need to listen to is the 12 percent which contain words like "fuck," and "ass," and "ride my dongstick, you naughty schoolgirl." because in a poem about love we all need to know the relevant things, because we're all looking for the complete definition of love, if only we could open our encyclopedia brittanicas and look up love and know, but love isn't that easy. they say cupid loved my so called life and when the show was cancelled cupid cried and cried and cried and decided that he was going to fuck up all of humanity, and this is why china has a trouble with its birthrate and arkansas rhymes with date rape and iraq is iraq, and the fat lipo-sucked out of california could be its own island. but this isn't a poem about geography, this is a poem about love, the bane of my existence, the reason why I hate valentine's day and halloween, which is about ghosts and I think you know where I'm going here. I'm going to the land of girlfriends of halloweens past, and maybe I've only got three ghosts in this land, but this doesn't mean that they don't bring their friends, who are the ghosts of girls who have rejected me, because girls rarely travel alone in this land . lydia is from this land. I used to kiss her while listening to the cure's "just like heaven," now I don't see her anymore, so that song makes me sad, why must we associate music with our love lives? I'm not trying to be profound here, I'm just saying that music really takes me back, way back, and I can't explain the memory process involved in that, because I am not a psychology major, and maybe my problem with picking up women has to do with me always asking, "what's your major?" but that only makes me as cheesy as 90 percent of guys looking for women, and 86 percent of them have women, so what's the deal here? maybe I shouldn't think of women in terms of picking them up, and maybe I should open up my sensitive side, but really, the sensitive side sucks. I've been there. you can only imagine the kinds of sweaters they make you wear. it's not fair, love is not fair, and war is not fair, and I don't care what anyone has to say about any of that, I feel unloved, I'm sorry I need people to tell me I'm cool, I'm just that way. aren't you? am I the only one? I know that I can't be that misunderstood. but you don't want to understand me! you just want to hear the part where I talk about my small dick again, because the asian man will always be plagued by this rumor until he is brave enough to fling it out and say, "HA! WE ARE GIGANTIC!" this is not the direction I wanted to take this poem. honestly, I just want to be in the arms of my true love, in a house, in a room, in a wonderful, perfect world with our two children, a boy and a girl, helga and lamar, but maybe I shouldn't have said this, woody allen taught us that marriage is a death trap. I'm almost as old as his girlfriend. she could be the long lost sister I've been looking for, maybe my mother gave her away when we lived in china, wait, I never lived in china. I think I've begun lying in this poem. I was hoping to talk about love for 3.4 minutes and then come to a conclusion, somehow defining love within the poem, but I don't have any answers and I'm looking for help from anyone, because love has got me fucked up and dying, because I feel retarded without anyone to hold me, and maybe that's sentimental, but what's wrong with sentimental? I just need love -- to self: fuck you, I'm OK! you see, I can't even decide what I need much less understand what I'm saying. you see, all I'm saying is someone love me.