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🛀 - Joining you in the bath
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Yooka quickly cowered to the back of the bathtub as he saw the bear slowly creep in as well. “B-banjo! This bath is taken already.” He tried to shield his eyes, figuring that the bear was naked.
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YookaXLaylee
Rate: NOTP | Ew | Nah | Alright | Cute | I LOVE them | They are perfect | OTP | THEY ARE MY BEAUTIFUL, SWEET CHILDREN AND I SHALL PROTECT THEM AS THEIR MOTHER
Who’s the big spoon and who’s the little spoon?
Yooka is the big spoon. Laylee can’t exactly do much with her size.
Adult!Verse heights
Basically the same as they are now.
Who falls asleep while watching romcoms?
Yooka. Laylee waits for him to fall asleep so she can change the channel to something a bit... more exciting.
Who suggests watching romcoms?
Occasionally Laylee, but most of the suggestions for romcoms come from Yooka, though he doesn’t request them very often either.
Who makes all the decisions?
Laylee handles most of the decisions. Yooka’s perfectly fine with it most of the time, but he likes to take charge some of the time.
Who carries the other one to bed when they fell asleep on the couch?
Yooka can do it with Laylee. I guess Laylee can try dragging him across the floor to their bedroom, but that sounds wildly uncomfortable.
Who proposes?
Yooka had to. Laylee practically made him.
Will they have a big wedding?
They don’t know enough people to make a big wedding. Besides, neither one of them wanted anything huge. They ended up compromising on a location in a clearly next to a lake. They went swimming after the ceremony.
Who accidentally eats all the popcorn while sharing a box?
Yooka. Laylee can barely eat much of it, anyways.
Who pays for dates?
They rarely go on dates where you have to pay for anything, but whenever Yooka is feeling extra romantic or on a special day, he might take Laylee out and pay for the meal.
Who’s the most romantic?
Yooka’s the one who is the most outwardly romantic, but Laylee can be romantic as well. She just won’t admit to it.
Random headcanon
Laylee had a crush on Yooka first, but refused to confess. So she got him to like her, then managed to get him to out his feelings. She’s clever that way.
*Slaps your ass*
“Oh!” Yooka exclaimed, quickly turning around to see who did it. “B-banjo!”
"Yuh gotta settle on one place to be at, you two!" "[Yeah, we can't handle you two moving around a lot.]"
“Oops, sorry bout’ that, guys! I guess you can say we’re... pretty nomadic monkeys, hehe.”
“Err, DK? We’re still living in the same place, y’know.”
🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸
For every 🍸 I receive, my muse will drink an alcoholic drink.
Yooka looked hauntingly at the many drinks sitting in front of him. He didn’t drink alcohol nearly at all, only once or twice when he went to a place with civilization, so this made this situation even worse.
He downed the first drink, the taste being good but the feeling being bad. He continued on with the next few… then the next. And finally as he downed the last drink, things began to change for Yooka. Colors blended and he felt a bit more upbeat.
That is… until things faded to black and he collapsed onto the floor.
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"[WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHLY crap, Banjo! Look at that mound of fat walkin' around!]" ".. Kazooie, ah think dat's a hedgehog." "[Really? I thought they'd be faster.]"
“--MOUND’UH FAT!?” Immediately the spiky hedgehog turned on his heels to face the bear and bird duo. With eyes fierce with rage and paws balled up into fists, he began to march towards them with popping veins claiming his face. “I’ll show YOU a mound of fat, ya dang MORON! Yeah, a whole FIST-FULL OF IT!”
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“HEY! That your bird, buddy!?” Raising a pudgy finger just to point it skywards at the bear, the shorter animal give a growl. “Tell yer dang PET to keep her comments about my height to her fuckin’ SELF! What I lack in stature I make up for in charm!”
"[Hey Mario, lay off the lasagna!]"
“That’s-a WARIO to you, Birdbrain!”
