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Okay! So season seven is an absolute banger for Caboose imo. So many good lines. Lol so I have decided I will re-watch it and give a episode favorite and then maybe an over all favorite if I can bring myself to choose. ><

Episode 1- Caboose is literally only in this one for a few lines but. Him asking if he gets a vote one wheather or not he gets killed it's great. :)

Episode 2- Opens to Caboose talking to the Epsilon unit. Immediately great.

"Let's just say... I drove the tank... And some people got helped... And some people didn't."

Seemingly talking to the Epsilon unit, then straightens in surprise with Donut creepily standing behind him. "Hey... Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched by someone?... Donut! I'm asking you a question."

Episode 3- "Muffin man!"

"Uh, he's um, he... that's kind of, uh, um... It turns out he's really a computer program based on some guy who ran the Freelancer project and he went with Agent Washington, he's a Freelancer who destroyed all the other AIs that were left... Well, almost all."

Look... the fact Caboose knows what's going on, when no one else seems to is just peak for me. Just saying. Also this episode is great and very hard to pick a favorite line because the whole thing is great. Loosing the keys to your base, and demanding cookies lines are in this one. Also Caboose just interacting with the reds is always great.

Episode 4- "Oh, it's a memory component from a bigger A.I. that a bunch of scientists wanted to copy to make more, but they couldn't. So they drove it crazy until it developed this split personality, and then they harvested all the different personalities for their experiments. Y'know."

Again. Caboose knows pretty much everything. ><

"We went on a big adventure, kind of like your adventure, and then we needed help, kind of like you need help, and then we needed some help and we got help from somebody. It was very helpful."

"It was very helpful." After all that, >< i love it.

"You are on my Computer screen... I just looked at it!" Caboose god I love you so much. >< Nothing bad is ever allowed to happen to you. >< Also the him offering to share his base with Washington is the sweetest.

Episode 5- Endless "Hellos" my old friend. :)

The fact Caboose knows that killing Grif makes Sarge happy. No rules against killing teammates on blue team. Getting mad at random fire.

"It's sneaking time." The whole sneaking thing with Grif just watching. Peak. Lol

Caboose being his own echo. Nough said. Lol

Episode 6- (Utter and complete silence) "I'm listening carefully."

Caboose leaving Tucker out of the stories. >< Poor guy. Looks like Caboose can be a brat.

"Yeah, it sounds super dangerous but I'm sure I can manage. I’ve done dangerous stuff before and I’ve always come out... fine, both physically and... Mentally!"

Episode 7- Had donuts for breakfast. Packs one washcloth and 6 toothbrushes. >< Caboose's suit leaking. He drank A LOT of water. ><

A "Mine" field. You can't own a field. >< Also they just give Caboose the gunner position, casue nothing bad has ever happened when Caboose was in a gunner position. ><

Episode 8- "Does thinking count as moving?"

The my right or your right thing with Sarge. ><

Episode 9- Caboose falling from the sky. "That waa a big explosion... I went really high... Did anyone get a picture?"

Caboose identifing the Reds as the usual ones that always cause trouble for Tucker. And Sarge aggreeing. :)

Episode 10- Trick Answers. Lol

Sarge: Something just doesn't seem right.

Caboos- "I know... Everything is on the left." You're so precious. Never change Caboose.

Episode 11- A discussion on cars... Regular cars without cannons. Sarge is disturbed lol

"Nothing! I'm up to nothing!"

"Ignore what I'm not doing."

Episode 12- In the middle of explosions and gunfire. "Tucker! So how have you been?"

Episode 13- "That depends... By other soldiers... Dis you mean... People... Other than us?"

"An electric spear."

Caboose almost immediately setting Tucker up for his Bow chicka wow wow line. Really friend right there.

EVIL EBAY!

Episode 14- What's stronger than rock. "Paper." Thank Caboose for your wisdom in these trying times.

"I can explain!"

Episode 15- More of Caboose explaining stuff no one else is listening to. ><

"I can read!"

"It helps when the stories have pictures! DUH!"

"That diagram could've been a lot more specific." So monotoned. Great lol

Caboose knows! He knows Church did it! No one listens to him. He knows about the time travel! Gah!

"Okay bye."

Episode 16- "I'm impressed. I can't go backwards." Caboose. You took that to heart. Never go backwards. God, I love you.

He listened to Washington about Epsilon too. "Do you know what a repressed memory is?"

"Is Nap a function? Cause that's my favorite. OH! Also eat ice cream." Same Caboose, Same.

Epsilon: Well, maybe if I could just access my long-term memory so I can figure out how these functions work.

Caboose: Uh, oh, yeah, I don’t know, see, I uh, I think that, maybe, sounds like a bad idea? And I don’t know if I would go—

Epsilon: Uh-oh.

Caboose: What? What happened?

Epsilon-Church: Crap. Instead of turning on my long-term memory, I think I just shut off my short-term memory.

Caboose: Oh… Is that bad?

Epsilon: Huh? Is what bad?

Caboose: Your memory thing getting shut off.

Epsilon: Who shut off my memory?

Caboose: You did.

Epsilon: I did what?

Caboose: Shut off your memory?

Epsilon: Why do you want me to shut off my memory?

Caboose: No, it’s already shut off.

Epsilon: What is?

Caboose: Your memory.

Epsilon: Yeah, what about it?

Tucker: Wow. Well, this is a drastic improvement. Hey, you!

Best skit ever, of all time. Lol

Episode 17- "You have teleportesis!? Can you hear what I am thinking right now?"

Episode 18- Okay, so I know thos is about Caboose. But the begining banter between Sarge and Grif for the first part of this episode. Is so great. Lol.

Caboose's reaction to the aliens worshiping Church. "Maybe that's why your name is Church." Yes, Caboose. That's exactly why.

"I'll do it!" Flips multi-ton jeep.

Caboose: After Tucker's failed hero attempt. "Okay it's charged."

Sarge: "Okay, then. Fuck it shoot'em." Caboose nukes the bad guys with the guass cannon. ><

Episode 19- Caboose:"We can't lose Church!"

Tucker: "We won't!"

Caboose: "You always say that, but we always do!"

Caboose is always so positive. Church's lazer face is definitely awesome. Lol

Also Washington. You are so freaking dramatic. But also so cool. ><

Okay incoming list... Sorry if this takes me a bit. Lol

/Kaleidoscope/ - Chapter 1 - KeetahSpacecat - Red vs. Blue [Archive of Our Own]

What Makes Us Human - Chapter 1 - TwicetheTrouble - Red vs. Blue [Archive of Our Own]

^These two. Were my first, they were the ones that brought me here (tumblr) in the first place.

Strange Magic - Chapter 1 - rakketyrivertam - Red vs. Blue [Archive of Our Own]

^This one is my comfort fic. I can't tell you how many times I have read this. I love it soooo much.

Ground Zero - Chapter 1 - eggstasy - Red vs. Blue [Archive of Our Own]

^This one is so good. Explores chorus with the flood.

I almost lost you - autisticblueteam - Red vs. Blue [Archive of Our Own]

^Another comfort fic. Part of a multi part one but I like this part. ><

Perfect for Me - Chapter 1 - ShastaBear - Red vs. Blue [Archive of Our Own]

Saving David - Chapter 1 - ShastaBear - Red vs. Blue [Archive of Our Own]

^So... I wrote these ones... The first one was my first ever Fanfic. I still read both of these cause I wrote them for me. ><

I somehow feel like I'm missing one but yeah. Those are all good ones I think. As for my favorite tropes or whatever. I LOVE Spartan Caboose. Also my favorite pair is washingboose... if you didn't already catch that....

I believe I have seen art of this at some point, but atm I can't find it... and I don't remember who it was... but I think it was a colored pencil sketch... But yes! Caboose would totally rock a bedsheet. Probably tease Church about it as well. Something along the lines of; "Look Church. I am now. ALSO A GHOST!"

The night was young, the sun just beginning its descent towards the horizon. The cool air swirled through Blue base's openings.

Caboose had taken to falling asleep on the couch for his naps. It took a lot of conditioning to get him to stop sleeping in his armour, too many orders to command for new furniture and Tucker was sick of being forced to put them together.

So he layed in his civvies, a black shirt and the regulation blue camo sweats. He took up the entire couch, his arms hanging above his head over the armrest, the slightest raising of his shirt leaving the smallest sliver of his stomach peeking out. His ankles just barely crossed so his legs fit on the cushion.

Wash was exhausted, Carolina insisted on him keeping to his training regime even though they were technically retired and he was ready to get fat and die happy. Grif had the stellar idea to share his large meals with Wash post-workout. So wandering back to Blue base with food in his gut, he was hoping to just drop on the couch for a food coma.

Of course it was occupied; and of course Wash's quarters was the furthest from the entrance.

He could take Caboose's bed as revenge... but that would still require moving deeper into the base and risking an encounter with Tucker, if he wasn't still on his "date" with Kai.

Wash weighed his options, he could just sleep on the floor... future Wash could deal with the back pain.

The freelancer set a knee on the edge of the couch, the cushion sunk further with his added weight. Caboose didn't wake.

Surely...

Wash continued, anchoring his arm and swinging his leg onto the other side of the sleeping Spartan.

Caboose was big, he was practically a mattress, or a jumbo sized body pillow; at least in comparison to Washington.

He lowered himself, resting his cheek against Caboose's chest, the Spartan's steady heartbeat already lulling him to slumber.

Wash hooked his leg between the blue's and snaked his hand under the cushion and palmed his lower back.

He let out a heavy sigh as he sunk into Caboose, he was a good pillow.

Caboose shifted under Washington's weight, brought an arm down to hold onto Wash while slightly slipping him into the nook of the couch. A peek upwards showed a sick grin plastered on Boose's sleepy face.