Jul 10
what does heychris do that's cringe? I don't pay enough attention to fob to know what he's up to now but I'm curious
everything he has done since like 2005 was designed in a lab to piss me off specifically i think. like i will never get over 'heterolifemates' for a start. but nowadays he basically just talks really loudly about how he and pete were/are friends, because that's the only thing that got him close to fame in the first place. my favorite thing he does is tell teenagers who talk shit about him online that he made out with their moms on warped tour. but the thing that specifically prompted my ire was his most recent insta post that he captioned 'Amazing California sunset', for which i do think he deserves the death sentence.
#his instagram is just a treasure trove of obnoxious shit. he trawls fob mentions and leaves comments that are just#'remember me? i used to be pete's bestie which means i am still an inside source on fob stuff' which is like. you guys broke up in 2005#be real#anyway if you want a real heychris archival hater i will refer you to across-waxponds who is much more of a fob scholar than me#ask#crashout-cain
