#be like

what if you left the oven on what if you didn't bring your keys what if you fell over right now and your face got smashed up on the concrete what if that pen was touched by a dirty hand what if you're not actually on the toilet right now but you're standing in the middle of the crowded room pissing yourself what if you misplaced your bus card what if the blanket is too close to the heater and it starts a fire what if you have a disease that will rot your skin what if you accidentally drugged someone's drink what if you picked up your cat and snapped her by the neck what if that doctor tried to touch you what if you're misremembering everything that's ever happened to you what if your little sister got into a car crash what if that mosquito bite is really a flesh eating bug disease what if you're secretly a pedophile and you don't know it yet what if someone walks in on you in the bathroom what if you slit your wrists open what if you fainted right now what if you're contaminated and everyone could see what if you're not even real what if what if what if what if wh

REMINDER TO READ MY STRAWPAGE. I swear nobody has checked it out.

pirate burger king be like buoyant king