The new BBAU House is giving âliminal spacesâ, and not just because there are no ceilings
The first thing our new Housemates will see this Saturday â once they step through the shiny, ITV-style corridor â is an enormous, open-plan living area with a comfy-looking sitting room.
Maybe itâs these grainy, low-resolution images (theyâre taken from portrait-orientation Instagram videos, which isnât ideal). Maybe itâs the saturated, neon-heavy colour scheme. Maybe itâs the mottled carpets. Whatever the reason, this House is giving me âliminal spaceâ vibes â I feel like that living room could be tucked away in the corner of a decaying arcade somewhere.
That vibe continues in the dining area, which I think has 14 chairs â enough for 12 Housemates and two Intruders or late-entrants, perhaps?
There are two cosy nooks in the main living space. This one, with its pink and teal colour scheme, looks like it could be the lobby of a trendy, 1990s hotel.
And this red nook, with its wood panelling and in-wall goldfish tank (the showâs official TikTok describes it as a âfish camâ), is my favourite part of the new House by far.
The kitchen is a little more modern, but I don't really have anything to say about it besides that. Moving on!
Letâs get the bathroom out of the way next because, for some reason, Big Brother decided to go all moody with the lighting. And it makes for some pretty terrible pictures.
I quite like the bathroom â I like how everythingâs softly glowing (we may have left the Channel 7 era behind, but Big Brotherâs love of LED lighting strips is as strong as ever), and I like that thereâs a sauna. This House feels lower-budget than previous BBAU Houses, so it helps add a touch of luxury.
The bedroom is our next stop, and it seems to be the only part of the House that actually has ceilings. Enjoy them while you can. Unlike the bathroom, the LED lights in the bedroom look really cheap â perhaps itâs because of how flat and untextured everything is.
And our final stop â for now â is the Diary Room, whose seat looks like a pouting, sulky mouth.
But⊠wait! Whatâs that, reflected in the fish tank?! It kinda looks likeâŠ
Itâs the living room again, but itâs been picked up and dropped in the middle of an IKEA warehouse.
This is so, so disappointing. Itâs not actually a new thing: the House for the final two Channel 7 series, at Sydneyâs Olympic Park, was built in a glorified circus tent and also lacked ceilings. But itâs a shame this new House hasnât been built to a higher standard.
Admittedly, this yearâs BBAU is going to run for less than six weeks, so Channel 10 might see this as a pilot House for a pilot series â itâll be interesting to see if they build something more permanent if the show gets a longer run next year.
Big Brother Australia returns this Sunday, 9th November, at 7:00pm AEDT (8:00am GMT / 12:00am PST / 3:00am EST) on Channel 10.
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