So, i've heard/read a few theories on Jason Todds father, and I gotta say, the idea of Joker being Jasons dad is hysterical
Also, this is just an excuse for me to write stupid dialog between the three of 'em (and Alfred & Dick somewhere)
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Jason: Dad!
Joker: Yes?
Bruce: ?!
Jason: ...
Joker: ...
Joker : Well???
Jason: WTF!
Bruce: ... Wtf.
Joker: WTF? What?
Jason: You're not my dad!
Joker: Yes, I am!
Bruce: Since when?
Joker: Since he came into this worl-... do you not know when he was born?
Bruce: Yes, I know how old he is!
Jason: Yes, but-
Bruce: Shut up, Jason.
Joker: Shut up, Bruce.
Jason: You don't speak to dad that way!
Joker: Shut up, Jason.
Bruce: SINCE WHEN DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?!.
Joker: Oh, I've known fo-... You... didn't know I know?
Bruce: Well... now I know! Answer!
Joker: I've known who you are for... all your years of Batman-ing!
Jason: ...
Bruce: HOW?
Joker: Oh, come on, you didn't actually think your cute lil cowl will keep ANYTHING secret. Plus, I'd recognize that jawline anywhere.
Jason: ...
Bruce: ...
Joker: ...
Bruce: -///-
Joker: So... Jay...
Jason: Don't call me that.
Joker: What did you want?
Jason: Nevermind.
Bruce: What did you want, Jason?
Jason: ...A birdie...
Joker: What now?
Bruce: I know you heard him, Joker.
Joker: Nuh-uh.
Bruce: -
Jason: ... CAN I GET AN OWL?
Joker: ...
Bruce: ...
Joker: Huh, would've guessed you'd want a robin, heh.
Jason: Well, I want an owl.
Bruce: ... Okay, let's get you an-...
Joker: Are you serious!? Has he ever EVEN had a little sparrow? Does he have accountability? Will he clean up after it, feed it!? Does he know how to take care of ANYTHING? BRUCE!
Jason: (¬`ε ´¬)
Bruce: Sigh... Joker... Just get him the bird.
Joker: What do you mean I have to get it?
Jason: ...
Bruce: Please?
Joker: ... What will I get out of this?
Bruce: 🙄... You said it yourself, you're the father.
Joker: Yeah! When I didn't have to do anything!
Jason: ...
Bruce: Joker. Just get him the owl.
Joker: ... Sigh... Fine.
--Time later.--
Bruce: ...
Joker: ...
Jason: WOO!! Birdie <3
Bruce: ... Where did you even... find that thing? I checked and there are no pet stores that offer owls...
Joker: Funny story!
Bruce: Oh, God.
Joker: So... once I had a little run-in with "The court of Owls" as they called themselves.
Bruce: ...
Joker: ...
Bruce: Go on.
Joker: Huh, well, then there was something and then I was signing something and then I had the bird.
Bruce: You... made a deal... that you don't remember... with The court of Owls?
Joker: Oh, don't sound so worried, I never said I don't remember what I sighed, I just didn't read it.
Bruce: I'm not worried.
Joker: ...
Bruce: ...
Bruce: Wait you didn't rea-
--Jason's having fun with his new bird in the background.--
Jason: WOO! I wonder If I'll get a letter to school from you..
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