Written by Sophie Atkin-Smith from the draw of:
_________________________________________________________
Melissa was best friends with the world’s strongest man, Simon. Every Friday, after work, they would leave their boring jobs behind and meet in The Halfway, a seedy old working-man’s pub. A few years ago she would have describes the air in there as blue, for the smoke. Since the alterations in the law, she now only longed for it to be blue. Without the smoke, the sweat-stench seemed damper, cloying and leaving a greasy residue on her puffer jacket. Melissa looked at Simon with weariness: it had been a long week.
“..and then he lunged at ‘im, like this…” Simon brandished a beer mat towards Melissa’s face “… and then he made to grab at ‘im, see…” his hulking arm wraps around her head, her ear folds itself uncomfortably “… but then the wee laddy sees red…” sausage-like fingers flick a long line from his eyes towards the window above Melissa’s head “…and he just picks this geezer up like he weighed nowt. Just waaaahey!” Simon throws a ball of nothing towards the yellowed ceiling above them. Some sort of fluid dripped onto the table between the pair. Melissa dips a slender finger into it and rubs it against her thumb, still watching Simon as he gesticulated wildly, recounting a fight that he’d started a few nights ago.
“I really never know why you tell me these things. Am I meant to be impressed? I’ve never even been in a fight before. You know I bloody love you but it means nothing to me.” She smiles weakly; an unspoken apology.
“I know, doll, I’m sorry. Is something up? Long week?” concern softened his eyes to liquid, a sort of melted chocolate, but not so rich.
“Yeah: long week. Rough, too.” She leaned back on the booth chair and drank deeply from the murky pit of her pint glass. Simon’s face was animated as he listened to Melissa unravel the mishaps of her week. Her gaze remained fixed on him as she opened up, desperately thrusting this information on her good friend.
“What a complete and utter toad.” He seethed as she finished. “Fancy him being someone to worry about…”
“I know, the swine. The old dears I could understand, be amused even, but having someone younger, like me, go to such lengths to sabotage and steal… all over a blooming knitting magazine prize!”
“I’ll see to him if you liked Melly?” Simon’s eyes softened further, yet he balled his great first and slapped it into the outstretched palm of the other menacingly. “See if he fancies a little knuckle-sandwich to help fuel his greedy little hands on their treacherous knitting frenzy?” His unshaven top lip quirked into a smirk.
“No, Simon. Its probably not worth it…”