#bastila

Local war criminal canceled over sketchy relationship age gap.

The Kotor love interest ages are wild. Carth is almost forty. He's been married. He has a grown child. I figured Bastila and Juhani were in their twenties at least. BUT NO.

I'm not even going to acknowledge the Juhani canonical age. Nope. Incorrect. Far as I'm concerned, I'm going with my initial mid-twenties impression. Because yikes. Bastila being nineteen is hilarious though. OF COURSE she's nineteen. She's the most nineteen year old person I've ever seen.

Food: Moroccan bastila (chicken pie)

(I used Jazzybee's portrait creator.)

Here she is:

Man those robes are complicated. And shading is weird and hard. But I dunno I just feel giddy. I'm looking at it like: I did this??? Me???

revan: "fuck yeah, you want some?" (pulls out a comically large bag of weed)

bastila, crossing her arms indignantly: "no, i do not seek out such things that would negatively affect my constitution. only a fool would deal in such substances"

carth: "i tried it once but its not really my thing"

mission: "no, i went through the dare program"

zaalbar: "no, i am afraid i would see the haunted phantoms of my past coming back to torture my spirit"

juhani: "i admit that i have partaken a few too many times. i fear that it contains dark side energies, energies that would bring me back to a past to which i am afraid to return"

canderous: "do you take me for a fool? the only high i seek out is the thrill of battle"

jolee: "yeah, i dont see any harm in it. revan and i have had some deep conversations after smoking a bit. oh, and there was this one time i smoked with my wife, and it ended u-"

hk-47: "condescending answer: do i look like a human to you? i do not have human lungs, and, thus, cannot process the compound tetrahydrocannabinol."

exile: "yeah. i mean, you gotta find some way to cope, right?" *pops an edible*

atton: "you know, i used to be a stoner back when i was a teenager, but a couple weeks ago i greened out and i think i heard god and now im scared to touch it again"

kreia: "such a substance can bring about much good or much evil. the true fools are the ones who use it in excess, or forbid its use through cheap fear tactics. so long as one does not adhere to these foolish, strict principles, i see no issue in partaking, and i have experienced no such issues in my private affairs with the substance"

bao dur: *takes a hit of his thc pen* "its for my anxiety, okay?"

disciple: *looks at you incredulously* "N-NO!"

I figured it'd be fun to toss out the species I headcanon some crew members as.