#basira:

Honestly i think one of the funniest things about "TMA is a workplace comedy" is that any batshit dialogue is a complete coinflip as to whether it was extrapolated from a scene, or full verbatim what was said in the show. "Gouge out your eyes and run away with me" isn't canon, but "It's remarkably easy to find an axe in central London" is. Look me in the eyes and tell me that the entire "what is that?" "my... uh... my rib....." scene doesn't read like an incorrect quotes account. I love this show.