#baron ham

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Inspired by @inkshine (if you've thought that was cringe since posting, sorry not sorry but I'm reminding you of it.

Some poor normal kid having to go on a playdate with Hammy and Sakie

Princess trying to make amends with Iwasake after something she did that pissed her off

Baron Ham meeting the girl from the babykisser video and being absolutely disgusted by her

Baron being kinda haunted by the animals from what happened in Witch Hat (don't ask how that correlates) and Iwasake helping him let go of the past

A running gag where one of the kids uses a skill that's completely unhinged for a kid to be able to do, like using a lighter or picking locks, and when questioned they say one of their parents taught them how. Example; Some kid: "where did you learn how to use a cannon?!" Hammy: "Oh you know, daddy daughter bonding."

An episode where the fake couple (Ham and Iwasake) and the doppelgangers have to work together because something happened that made it so if one gets hurt or dies, then the other gets hurt or dies.

Some episodes featuring Ham and Iwasake's parents. Ham has an excitable mother and a meek father, and Iwasake has a cold and narcissistic single mother.

A saga that takes place after knickknack kingdom where they let Zenny stay at their place and Zenny has to put up with their antics and hope she's not in danger. Some highlights of this saga include:

Zenney getting used to the house rules

Zenney having to babysit Hammy and Sakie.

Zenney constantly wondering if the fakers have an ultimatum letting in her stay

Ham and Iwasake having to listen to Zenney gush about Ms Atelier (who she has a crush on) and getting second hand embarrassment but are otherwise supportive.

Either Zenney or Ms Atelier using 21st century slang and The Fakers having no idea what the hell they're saying

Joniki: "At one point you started hitting on Iwasake."

Baron Ham: "So? She's my wife."

Joniki: "You asked her if she was single."

Baron Ham: .....