Barbarian
"Hay i might not be the smartest guy but at least i try"
Bard
"Oh have i got a song for you! Let me play you wonder wall"
Cleric
"Dot mistake my kindness for weakness i can kick your ass straight to the after life then bring you back and do it again"
Druid
"Look at meh pets aren't they cute? i can talk to plants and stuff~"
Fighter
"Your assuming that i didn't just bullshit that entire plan"
Monk
"gotta say you guys really need to stretch more, your all so tense~"
Paladin
"I've got a smite with your name on it-or a good one liner, i can do this i swear"
Ranger
"want poison or a meal because what your about to eat is 100% poison"
Rogue
"everything is for keepsies if your sneaky about it"
Wizard
"I might not be the most threatening silhouette but i think i can handle myself when it comes down to it"
Gunslinger
"Pew, Pew, fuck you and all that"