#banti

Banti

From Conan the Barbarian Vol. 3 #015, “Traps & Tricks”

Art by Rogê Antônio and Israel Silva

another commission from @dancing-anon thank u!!!

My favorite fic I’ve ever read is this one: https://archiveofourown.org/works/715854/chapters/1325478 . It is a Klaine (Kurt and Blaine from the Glee fandom) that I read when I was like 13 and it is amazing (from what I remember of course). Kurt is like, Kurt, and Blaine is a bad boy with a sad past and fuck its so fucking good. 

The favorite fanfic I’ve written... I have many I hold dear in my heart but my absolutely favorite is this one: https://archiveofourown.org/works/13573371/chapters/31152171 . It is a Bing/Antiseptic eye fanfic, from markiplier and jacksepticeye respectively, that began as a crack fic and evolved to a fucking masterpiece, where Anti is a good boy, Bing is a very confused boy, and a lot of shit happens in between. 

Guess who is back at Banti part 2? That's right its me.

I'm tagging @darkwarf just for the sake of it but honestly it has been so long i doubt there is anyone left with interest hahahaa

Also a quick disclaimer: I have not reread the past 2 chapters so this might be a mess but oh well

Enjoy!

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Finally, finally they got out of bed. Anti and Bing made their way out of the robot's room and followed the path down the Iplier manor, with Anti floating a few feet off the ground while Bing walked calmly, with no rush.

"The house seems so empty... usually at this time in the morning everyone is walking around and working. Strange" Bing commented, taking the stairs and looking at Anti as he shrugged.

"Maybe they have things to do outside of here? Maybe a meeting somewhere else?" he asked, overly relaxed. "In any case, I'm glad. I hate sleeping at the Ipliers and having to face them every morning. After all, I am not welcome"

"You are welcome, don’t be like this" Bing huffed, rolling his eyes and turning towards the kitchen. Anti chuckled and floated faster, glitching in front of Bing.

"I am not welcome. Dark doesn't like my presence, and for what I know, he rules here" the demon raised an eyebrow, smirking, and Bing chuckled, pushing him to the side and walking towards the fridge.

"Anti please, as if you cared about Dark's thoughts. Everyone else accepts you around, and even if Dark is the ruler as you say, he wouldn't be able to go against everyone's wants" he retorted, and then turned around, leaning against the sink and smirking as Anti approached him. "Besides, you love to rub in his face that you can walk around his house freely while he can't even enter the Septic's manor."

"He can't because he doesn’t want to, I've told him a million times he is very welcome in my house" Anti shrugged, setting himself down on the ground and wrapping his arms around Bing's waist. The android just chuckled.

"Sure he is" he teased, stealing a kiss from Anti and pushing him away, turning back to the fridge and taking out some food. "You don't fool anyone."

"He neither" Anti huffed and stole a piece of cheese from the fridge before walking towards the table and sitting over it. "Since when you are a defender of Darkiplier?"

"I'm not" Bing rolled his eyes and walked towards Anti, making a cheese sandwich and reaching for the coffee machine. "The fact is, nobody likes him. So, I try to defend my boss whenever I can. It's a matter of... principles."

"Sure" Anti said, voice filled with sarcasm as he stole the sandwich from Bing and took a wide bite. He chewed it fast, watching as Bing rolled his eyes and added the coffee and the water to the coffee machine, humming to himself. After he swallowed the food, Anti pulled Bing closer by his tank top and smiled. "Hey."

"Yes?" Bing asked, activating the machine before turning to his boyfriend, smiling back at him.

"I'm excited for tomorrow..." Anti mumbled, putting the sandwich down and spreading his legs to accommodate his android between his legs. "One motherfucking year... I honestly can't believe it half of the time"

"And can I?" Bing asked, tilting his head and wrapping his arms around Anti's slim waist. "A stupid ass android like me... with the king of the underground..."

"Okay first, I'm no king" Anti chuckled, scratching the back of Bing's head lightly with his sharp nails. "Second, you're not a stupid ass android, you're very incredible. Ok?"

"Whatever you say" Bing agreed, grinning, and Anti chuckled, shaking his head before pulling the android closer and kissing him slowly and deeply, wrapping his legs around his waist. Bing kissed back, tilting his head and deepening the kiss very slowly, but surely.

They pulled away when the machine stopped working and Bing turned to grab his coffee while Anti whined, wanting more kisses. He allowed himself to be tied up around Bing, legs around his waist and arms around his neck, feeling relaxed. Bing served two mugs of coffee and handed one to Anti.

"Would you please let go of me?" he asked politely and Anti groaned, glitching back to a standing position and taking his mug. Bing smiled and drank from his own, checking around and reaching for an apple on the table.

"You eat so healthy... actually why do you eat don't you have to charge?" Anti asked, floating again as he moved around Bing. The android chuckled, biting the apple and tilting his head.

"I eat because I like food. I have taste buds in my tongue. And food gives me a little bit of energy. It's not half as efficient as charging through electrical currents but it gets me through the day a bit longer" he said, smiling and eating another bite of the apple. Anti hummed, sipping on his coffee before they heard a door opening. They turned to see Bim walking by towards the exit. "Hey Bim!"

The host stopped and turned around, smiling at them.

"Oh hello there friends. Bing, Anti, good morning" he said, walking to them and humming. "Is that coffee I smell?"

"Just made" Bing nodded, pouring some in a new mug and handing it to Bim. He groaned in delight and drank it down quickly.

"Oh this is formidable thank you Bing. Now I must not delay myself so I will see you two later" he put the mug down, waving and making a bee line to the exit. Bing and Anti frowned, looking at each other.

"That was... strange" Anti mumbled, reaching for the bread on the side of the table and putting some pieces in the toaster. Bing nodded in agreement. "He seemed in such a hurry."

"Maybe he has a show to shoot" Bing shrugged and turned to the demon, raising his eyebrow. "Toast? Really?" he asked, and Anti snorted.

"Carbs can't make me fat or unhealthy. I'm already dead" he said, leaning closer and kissing Bing softly. "So what will we do the whole day?"

"Well I don't know you but I have to work. Dark asked me to check the ventilation systems today and when I'm done, I'm supposed to check the heating system."

"He makes you work on the most stupid shit" Anti said, rolling his eyes and eating the toasts that came out burnt from the toaster. "Also just so you know, I also have to work. The Septics, more specifically Henrik, said that one of my demons is chewing a pillar that keeps the house up so I gotta take care of that" he sighed, crossing his arms. "Imagine if the whole house collapsed. That would be fun."

"Not fun" Bing said, raising his eyebrow. "Go. I will be here all day checking the ventilation."

"Alright" Anti said, leaning in again and kissing him slowly. Bing placed his mug down and pulled Anti closer, kissing him with a hint of a smile on his mouth. Then they pulled away and brushed their noses together. "See you later."

"See you Anti."

With a glitch, Anti winked and disappeared, and Bing chuckled to himself before sighing, turning around and heading towards his own room, deciding to start there.

He had a lot of work to do.

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"So... you really aren't going to help?" Jackaboy asked, looking at Marvin sitting by the edge of the room. Everyone else was at their posts, doing their part of the room, Bim even came back from his supplies hunting, and Marvin hadn't moved a muscle yet. The magician raised his eyes from his wand and tilted his head.

"You think I'm going to help? What for? This party is stupid" he said, and Jack sighed, walking to him and kneeling down next to him.

"I know you're bitter for... many reasons but come on, they are our friends. And Bing deserves it. You know he does."

"Anti doesn't though and this party is for them both."

"I'm pretty sure Anti has redeemed himself for doing all he did" Jack smiled and reached out for Marvin. "Come on, I could use some of your magic."

Marvin looked up at him and sighed, reaching for his hand and allowing himself to be pulled up. Jack grinned and he smiled back, weakly, before he raised his wand and waved it slowly around. The stuff that was already done started flying around the room, getting attached to their correct places, while what was still to be done started to do itself. All the egos that were helping stopped, looking around in astonishment as in less than a minute, the whole room was ready for the party.

They all looked at Marvin, who lowered his wand when it was all finished, and started clapping and cheering. He blushed, looking around and then at Jackaboy, who just grinned and winked at him.

"Oh dude at last! We are done and all thanks to Marv!" Chase said happily, fixing his hat and punching Marvin gently on the shoulder. "Dude you're the best."

"Finally, I was getting so tired of all this work" Silver mumbled, standing up with the rest of the egos. Marvin shrugged and walked away towards the door. His job was finished.

"Well I did not see that coming" Google said as he approached Chase, making him chuckle.

"You never know what Marv can do because he doesn't like doing stuff that often. But when he does, man, its like magic" he chuckled and Google looked at him with an annoying expression. "Sorry sorry."