#bambie

Source:

Bobby : If Amber says she’ll be ready in five minutes, they will be. Bobby : No need to remind her every fifteen minutes about it.

Amber : I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness- Bobby : Hi. Amber : melts down in a flustered heap of softness

At a speed dating event Amber : Oh wow, people are really shallow. Bobby : Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate? Amber : Checks their pulse Sorry, not yet. Bobby : Good, I'm not kissing a ghost again.

Bobby : Would you like something to drink? They open the fridge We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper- Amber : Spiders? Bobby : Spiders it is then. Amber : No, that wasn’t- But they were already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders…

Bobby : I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out! Amber : In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way? Bobby : I don't know, surprise me!