#baking therapy

my twin sister made a big dick cake, based of of their nonexistent big dick

U cant see it here but it has the word penis engraved into the icing.

Some of my favorite things said well at the dinner table eating said cake:

"You can eat my big dick but it'll be a bit strange for me" -my sister

"You'd like that wouldn't you u whore"-me to my mum

"MmMMmmm dick cream" -my mum

Made oreo brownies (recommend by my brother) and MAN THEY ARE DELICIOUS

Even my big back brothers like them (fat asses 😒)

Robby’s Winterfest Baking #17 Disclaimer: This posts contains affiliate links for Walmart and King Author Baking. I may earn a small commission no extra cost to you. Thank you for supporting Robby’s Baking Therapy.   The “baking therapy” discussed on this blog refers to my personal experience using baking as a self-help and relaxation tool.” Original Author: Rosanna Pansinno’s Bake All Year…

1) go to the store

2) buy any box mix (I used white because I already had it at home)

3) make the mix like normal BUT

3.5) before putting in your eggs, separate them

4) put the whites in the mixer until soft peaks form

5) fold 'em in with the rest of the mix (it might be weird and lumpyish but that's ok)

6) bake it (it will not take the same time as the box says, so chuck it) until lightly golden brown on the top

7) Take any frosting you want (i used fudge frosting because, again, I already had it, and it goes well with white)

8) Get some softened SALTED butter (if it isn't soft, you can put it in the microwave for 5 sec intervals until soft)

9) Throw both the butter and the frosting in the mixer until smooth (don't overmix but don't under mix. You don't want it to fall off the mixer whisk. Instead, you want more like soft peaks)

10) Take yer cakes out and let them cool completely

11) slap that buttercream frosting onto your fluffy cakes and BOOM

this recipe is amazing i am unwell there isn't enough cookie dough in the world to satisfy me

send help😭