"The first FOUR I plan to knock out before the end of the year!"
*breaths in the fresh air of a cool Texas summer evening with the rare luxury of a cheeky breeze billowing gently at my face before promptly exhaling quicker than a rabbit trying to escape going into the stew with the mystery meat (Mayor Lewis from Stardew Valley) and the cabbage*
"Ah well, I'm already behind in half my classes - they're doing better then me I suppose"
*squeezes my beloved horse (named Bartholomew Austin Jackson Lafayette III - after my father, my grandfather, my greatgrandfather and Daveed Diggs plus 3 others with the exact same name before my horse (those being my long lost evil identical twin brother - yes this should be biologically impossible as we were born as the opposite sexes - my illegitimate son aka: my dog, and the guy I had a threesome with with the sheriff with one time) in that exact order) in order to get her to move but being the stubborn bastard she is, she refuses to move so I pull out a carrot on a stick which she starts to gallop after into the sunset, ready for our next adventure (I soon get arrested by the sheriff which leads to Bartholomew Austin Jackson Lafayette III having to rugby tackle him to save me - we really are best buds :D, she was even my best man to my wedding to that exact same sheriff, my divorce lawyer two months later and the officiant to my next wedding to the exact same sheriff) *
This is the craziest ask I've ever gotten and it made me laugh a lot so well done anon.
Also, clearly your calendar is wrong... you should really try and fix that
