Jul 28, 2019
Tell me why we should cancel beagles!
Beagles seem like such good ideas, don’t they? They’re adorable, friendly, smallish, sturdy. They keep that puppyish charm until the day they die.
Which is why, when you’re told you’ll have to spend the rest of its life leashed to it because otherwise it runs off to chase its dreams in the woods for a week at a time, you don’t really flinch. It doesn’t even sound that bad. It’s so cute!
It’s not until later, when it turns out what you’ve signed up for is being tethered to a 40lb boombox with four-wheel drive and a faulty auditory input system, that you start questioning your choices.
Don’t fall for it, folks.
