#badverbs

7. Five facts about your house.

I have the attic room which is pretty rad and the door to my room doesn’t seem like the door to a bedroom and I’ve got a banisters in the center of my room.

If I sleep in too late I get woken by pigeons walking across my window which is right above my bed.

My shower is broken and doesn’t warm the water properly so all the showers I have are lukewarm and my landlord insists there’s nothing wrong with it.

My housemate’s snake is somewhere under the floorboards (we think).