#bad posture

Shrimp pose? get ready for roadrunner posture!

You feel a warm nudge into your back from their finger, straightening it from the slouch you’ve been stuck in. Soft warnings about your horrible posture, and how it’s not good for you to slouch.

Maybe you haven’t stretched enough? They see you rubbing your back in pain, and seem worried. They scoop you up before you can get far, and lightly stretch your body out. Like how someone might stretch their cat out. Of course they’re gentle with your body, not harsh in any way. A massive thumb looms over the sore spot before lightly rubbing over it.

"When I was young there were beatniks. Hippies. Punks. Gangsters. Now you're a hacktivist. Which I would probably be if I was 20. Shuttin' down MasterCard. But there's no look to that lifestyle. Besides just wearing a bad outfit with bad posture. Has WikiLeaks caused a look? No! I'm mad about that. If your kid comes out of the bedroom and says he just shut down the government, it seems to me he should at least have an outfit for that."