I just know Steve runs monthly shopping trips with the kids like itās the navy.
He would line everybody up by the car before they go inside giving them all a pointed look.
āAlright little shits listen up. We are here for HEALTHY food. Not a giant jar of Nutella. Not a family size pack of three musketeers. Looking at you Dustin donāt even think about it. And most importantly STAY OUT OF THE CANDLE AISLEā
The kids nodded and Eddie gave a little salute even though he knew he was gonna cause chaos for his boyfriend on this trip because he was still a child at heart.
Fast forward 30 minutes in Steve canāt find any of the kids in the target heās searching every where and eventually finds max el and Dustin in the candle aisle.
After he retrieved 3 of the 6 children he went to go find the other three.
He found Lucas Mike and will in the produce section. Lucas and Mike were currently trying to push the shopping cart that will was in across the store to see how far he would go.
After Steve put a stop to the makeshift Mario kart race that was about to ensue he realized he still had to look for Eddie.
Eddie was the hardest to look for. It took him an entire 30 minutes to find him and when he finally did Eddie had a giant octopus plushie in his cart.
āEddie no put it back you are not a childā
Eddie rolled his eyes at his boyfriend.
āI already named him we have to get him!ā
After a 5 minute back and forth Eddie eventually did the reverse psychology trick on Steve and got him to agree.