omg!!! I know it isn’t in your writing list but could you please do more regressor Homelander headcanons 🙏
it’s crazy how little agere content there is of him! Like he’s soooo little! I was so happy when I saw your headcanons! Babylander has infected my brain like a little parasite lol
Btw, do you headcanon any other The Boys characters as regressors too? The Deep gives me strong regressor vibes but I feel like he wouldn’t know what it is lol.
(Obviously if you don’t want to answer feel free to ignore no worries)
(I have had this in my inbox for a little while! I don't like the edginess of the boys, but I will admit there's many characters ripe for making littles. The Deep, A-Train, Black Noire, Hughie. The list is endless in my opinion.)
He pouts at literally everything. If he doesn't get his way, his first response is to pout and look before throwing a tantrum.
He's extremely polite, surprisingly. One would think he's a total brat he is but he uses his manners when speaking to his Papa/Mama. Saying "please" and "thank you" as well as "Yes Papa/Mama" is a shock, and it's downright jarring when he combines it with being a brat.
He's been a bedwetter ever since he was young. He still gets embarrassed about it and won't tell his caregiver if he needs a change. Morning changes are a hassle for him, so it's better for his Papa/Mama to change him while he's still asleep.
He is not a morning person. He whines when his caregiver has to wake him up or tries to change him.
He enjoys nicknames from his caregiver! He likes being called Johnny, Bluey, and Little One. He also blushes when he's called stinker, brat, or baby.
He's extremely sensitive not only emotionally but also his skin as well. He has really bad reactions to certain products, and even he didn't realise how bad it was until he had a breakout from ointment.
Emotionally, he gets offended easily, and his hypersensitivity comes out typically in anger. However, when he's sad, he's known to cry for extended periods of time.
