#b-rambles

they didn’t actually mention it in the show but in the books scott is only three years older than ilya and shane which makes them constantly calling him old even funnier

mr kahan you have outdone yourself but now i’m gonna need you to pay my therapy bills thanks

I would kill to hear Jarvy, Mitch and TK’s conversations in the 4 nations locker room

Shoresy is a bad show for me to be watching because the amount of new vocal stims I have now…

I hope that Mitch Marner knows no matter what the Toronto media says or a bunch of angry fucks on twitter say, there is a whole community of hockey lovers that absolutely adore the fuck out of him. We just want you to know you're doing amazing sweetie!! Don't listen to the general media because there are so many people who think you're an amazing player and deserve the world!!

I think my favourite hockey fact of all time is that a lot of NHL players have to get pants specially made for them because they’re just that thicc

if the flames re-sign d*be i’m gonna set something on fire

Saw fall out boy in concert tonight and I’m pretty sure I died and went to heaven