the only person I respect in Bling Empire is Anna
(spoiler alert up to ep 5)
Anna - a queen. stays in her own lane but people keep going into hers and testing her. sheās confident, genuine and nice, expects nothing in return and actually has manners. gives sound advice and wisdom and living her best life.
Kane - on thin ice. i love his unfiltered commentary and social intelligence/awareness but hate the fact heās a shit stirrer and enables/supports bad decisions knowing the consequences. ofc, the show wouldnāt be what it is without him planting those seeds. heās v smart on who not to cross. honestly he reminds me of some people in high school iād never want to befriend LOL..
Kevin - big dumb hetero energies. honestly i donāt think heās asĀ āhotā as people make him out to be. thereās this look on his face that makes me thinkĀ āoh this guy isnāt smartā, and he truly isnāt. his face KINDA reminds me of an Asian Joe Rogan lmao. i think the thing that makes him the least attractive for me is him being a horndog and making inappropriate remarks in front of Kelly AND Andrew(no sympathy for Andrew, but who tf says theyāre gonna fuck someoneās gf in front of them???) the whole salsa thing was hard to watch because of how fucking CRINGEY it is of how he attempted to dip and kiss Kelly like 3+ times. get a fucking clue, dude, and give her some space?? also hate Kevinās FAKE vibes w trying to get on everyoneās good side to keep these rich people friends in his circle. Kevinās supposed to be relatable to theĀ āpoor audienceā but Kevin has a net worth of over $10M, which is double Kellyās. yet this mfker pretends to be poor. also him defending Anna and then quickly making it up w Kim even though she still hasnāt apologized forĀ the shit she did. it kind of feels like Kevinās shooting his shot at all theĀ ārich and hotā girls just so he has something to go off of and start a relationship w them after this all ends.
Kim - hate her. not only did she invade the space and privacy of someone who graciously INVITED HER OVER AS A GUEST, but she wonāt own up to what she did wrong even when politely given the chance to. that shitās on camera what you did, just own up to it?? also her doing shit bc āhaha itās for the cameraā and chucking Annaās shit out the window. why not just remove yourself from there, bitch? also i canāt stop looking at the bad/unnecessary contouring job on her nose and her face looking like she got an ig filter on it. girl just do ur smoky eye and call it a day. you actually look worse with contouring!!!!!! sheās also got those fake vibes and pretending everythingās cool with everyone when itās actually not.
Kelly - sure whatever feel bad for her for being in the toxic relationship, but also this bitch leading Kevin on KNOWING that he likes her by accepting going to salsa with him and entertaining his fantasies by responding back. Just say no?? tell him to fuck off??? youāre rich you can distract yourself with thousands of other things and with other people. the feeling i get of WHY she wants to keep dating Andrew is to have that connection to aĀ āwell-known actorā, that sheās dating a celebrity, andĀ that heās whiteĀ āto bootā
Christine - hate her fake assĀ āphilanthropistā shit. the reason sheās throwing these events is just to boost her social status/standing amongst the rest of the rich people and showing off herĀ āgenerosityā. the whole seating drama, inviting Anna over convo was cringe all over. the name dropping and then the trivia? typical holier-than-thou attitude lmao. people who try to flex their knowledge and then not know wtf theyāre talking about themselves is just EMBARRASSING. i felt bad for her one point on the getting pregnant thing but then i thought to myself. wow, fuckin bitch. hope she really does have to take care of 5 children in the future but that should be okay for her so that she can brag about having 25th generation Song Dynasty princes and princesses. also her comment towards Cherie was so awkward.Ā āwoww you guys are not married and u got kids??? id get shamed for that w my family!ā ALSO Baby Gās celebration..there was a fucking ballpit that SHE PUT in there and she gets ANNOYED bc Anna, whom she invited, jumps in and has fun?? LMAO lord...
everyone else i didnāt write about i donāt really care about enough to / they didnāt have enough screen time for me to truly judge