The Avengers as things I think but cant say out loud because my family would be more disappointed in me than they are already
Tony: I forgot my pants didn't have drawstrings and I went to tie them but they were non existant. Also I'm kinda depressed.
Bruce: I understand science, I'm just not sure I understand why science is a thing.
Thor: *crying* why is lightning so beautiful?! Likit's just so lovely and neat!
Loki: My brother's a bitch. My sister's a bitch. My father is a bitch. My mother is the only one worthy of love.
Natasha: Why am I the only one in this family with any brain cells left?
Clint: Caw Caw Motherfucker.
Steve: America is going to shit. Back in my day, the only thing I remember worrying about was who I was going to get mad when I went to school the next day.
Bucky: Wow, I remember this book from when I was a kid. God I'm old.
Sam: Everyone sucks, except my friends.
Peter: School sucks, I'm depressed, I wanna cry, and I'm tired, but I've got a good fanfic in the making and there's burritos in the freezer, so I guess I've got a will to live.
Pepper: If any one of you says one more goddamn thing that doesn't use proper grammar, I'm going to kill all of you.
Stephen: Good lord, you all have such tiny minds. Do you even have imaginations?
Rhodes: I am amazing, and I love my friends. That makes me double amazing.
