Shiz University Group Chats - MASTERPOST
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Welcome to Shiz University. Please consult the following Group Chat Rules and Codes of Conduct:
Respect all members of the academic community.
Use school-sanctioned communication channels responsibly. Please avoid foul language, innuendo, or utilizing chat rooms for bribery, gambling, unsanctioned spellwork, or public declarations of love.
Please maintain proper use of chat functions. Do not initiate campus-wide romantic competitions using shared documents, voting polls, or emoji reaction battles.
At campus discretion, faculty members may be called upon monitor student group chats if there is any evidence / suspicion of scandalocious actions.
Have fun! Do note that your chats may be recorded in the university server for a period of ninety (90) days for training and maintenance purposes.
At Shiz University, the real drama isnāt in the lecture hallsāitās in the group chats.
Pt. 1: DO NOT FEED THE TOADS
Pt. 2: THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR CACTUS
Pt 3: Fiyeroās Secret Yearning (Must Be Stopped)
Pt 4.: Boqās Doomed Crush Support Group
Pt. 5.: Emergency Sparkle Triage
Pt 6. Finals Week Survival (Spiritual, Emotional, Academic)
Pt 7. Glinda is NOT Spiraling
Pt 8.: Donāt Leave Your Phone Unattended
Pt 9: OOPS WRONG CHAT
Pt 10: Elphie Does Not Understand InnuendoĀ
Pt 11: Existing Neutrally (Fiyero Takes a Break from Flirting)
Pt 12: This Is Fine (Itās Not)
Pt 13: IS THIS ANYTHING?!?!?!
Pt. 14: You trust me in a crisis?
Pt. 15: Spring Fling Preps
Pt 16: Elphie wonāt know what hit her.
Pt 17: Somethingās in the air and I donāt trust it.
Pt 18: Boqās Doomed Crush Support Group Pt 2
Pt 19: Delicate Matters (Thropp & Co)
Pt 20: A Slow-Burn Courtship
Pt 21: Boqās Courtship Crusade
Pt 22:Ā Elphie is surrounded by chaos and needs one (1) responsible wife.
Pt 23: Operation: Woo the Witch
Pt 24: Spectators of the Spiral
Pt. 25: Do I radiate āplease perform stunts near meā energy?Ā
Pt 26: Fiyero and Glinda Try to Apologize
Pt 27: A new challenger appears in the battle for Shizās most elusive enigma.
Pt 28: Ā He used to write her when she had no one else.
Pt 29: You found out about the penpal, didnāt you.
Pt 30:Ā Romance is dead and this man is the murderer.
Pt 31:Ā Heās coming for a tour, not to claim the throne.
Pt 32: Love Triangle to Love Rhombus
Pt 33:Ā Youāre not giving a tour. Youāre hosting a battle royale.
Pt 34: Ā This is truly the worst competitive dating scenario Iāve ever seen.
Pt 35:Ā Iām going to eat this entire box of chocolate out of spite.
Pt 36: āHeās here to propose. This is the final boss of suitors.ā
Pt 37: THIS PLOTLINE IS TOO POWERFUL
Pt 38: You wereā¦ exactly as I remembered you.
Pt 39: A love quadrangle. Geometry has entered the chat.
Pt 40: Ā Heās got āmysterious romantic subtextā in MLA formatting. Help.
Pt 41:Ā IāM TRYING TO STRATEGIZE NOT CATCH FEELINGS
Pt 42: Iām going to ask you to the Spring Fling. But not in a weird way.Ā
Pt 43: Operation: Elegant Elimination
Pt 44: Iām suing for emotional damages.
Pt 45: WEāRE NOT LOSING TO A POLITE MAN IN LINEN.
Pt 46: Shiz Spring Fling Planning Committee
Pt 47: Mutual Suitor Coordination Chanel
Pt 48: You scheduled tea breaks?? Between romantic appointments?!
The Paleontology Professor
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