My name is Jack, I use he/him/his, and I'm in my 30s.
This is my main and only regularly-posting blog. My most recent previous URL was izzyspussy. I used to have the sideblog calicohyde and can be found under that handle on Dreamwidth and Instagram.
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My current main fandoms are The Karate Kid & Cobra Kai and IT (Movieverse).
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I'm Everything You Have in Mind: TKK & CK [redacted] AU series
The Hollow: TKK & CK canon divergence series
A few months before the All-Valley 2019, Kreese and Silver post revenge porn of 18 year old Daniel getting double penetrated by them in the old Cobra Kai dojo in 1985; porn that Daniel never knew had been filmed, until it's suddenly public and free for all.
Fic 1: Run Him Like A Blade | Daniel/Silver/Kreese, 7k
A regular person, uninvolved in any karate war past or present, enjoys an amateur porno of two mean 30-somethings DP'ing a barely legal boy-next-door. The bottom looks uncannily like a car salesman whose obnoxious commercials have made him something of a local micro-celebrity. But obviously that guy wouldn't be into this, and even if he was there's no way he'd film it and post it for free. So it's definitely not him.
Fic 2: Something's Dawning | Canon Relationships & Gen, 4k
There is a video of Daniel taking it like a pro from both Kreese and Silver back in '85 that will soon have thousands of views. But Daniel is just living his life, falsely secure in the belief that only his wife will ever see him naked again. He doesn't know anything about any video.
Yet.
Fic 3: Cater to The Hollow | currently 750 words
Compare, Contrast, Combine: TKK & Cobra Kai porn with feelings
Johnny and Daniel have sex with each other by proxy more than a few times over the years before they finally manage to have sex with each other… with each other.
Or: 5+1 Times in a 35 year engagement of turn-based cuckolding.
Chapter 1/6: Remember Every Detail | Daniel/Ali(/Johnny), 10k
Daniel and Ali have make-up/birthday sex in the backseat of his new car. Johnny happens to come up. Repeatedly.
Chapter 2/6: The Show is Free | currently 100 words
Johnny makes a comment about being more in Amanda's league than Daniel is, so Daniel and Amanda show him how he couldn't handle Amanda if he had her.
All that comes to pass on the fertile earth, we know it all!: OFMD post-canon divergence porn with feelings series
In an everyone lives and sticks around post-"canon" AU diverging from 2x6, Izzy dubiously consents to be fantastically hypno-kinked and pseudo egg-pregged by three mermaid-like sirens. He is thenceforth compelled to fuck everybody so much all the time, until every siren egg lain in him has been fertilized.
Fic 1: No mortal bliss equals the bliss I shall give unto thee. | Izzy/Original Non-Human Characters, past Ed/Izzy; 9k
When the Revenge accidentally sails into siren territory, someone must sacrifice themselves for the mythical creatures to breed to save the rest of the crew from being eaten or cursed. Izzy volunteers.
Fic 2: I'm crashing on those rocks, baby! | currently 100 words
The Burden Easy: OFMD Omegaverse AU
Bitching is one of the worst things a person can do to a fellow human being, tantamount to rape even if they don't force a mating bond. The transition is painful, the dominance humiliating, but beyond that an alpha who becomes an omega will succumb to dysphoria and, unless prevented, take their own life.
But Izzy's always been a fucking contrarian. He's gonna be fine.
Chapters 1-5: Ed/Izzy, Frenchie/Izzy, Jim/Izzy; 16k total
Chapter 6/15: I.VI. Summer of 1698 | Ed/Izzy, currently 300 words
When roleplaying an alpha/omega pair during sex, alpha Izzy begs alpha Ed to knot him.
Fictional Nonfiction companion pieces: How Does Bitching Work? | The Sexes and Their Characteristics | Transdynamism & Interdynasthy
Plan to Entangle: OFMD canon divergence, everyone lives
When the crew insists despite Ed's violent protestations that love is real - Izzy's love, in particular - he demands one of them make the ultimate sacrifice to prove it.
Chapter 1/6: The Vibe Gets Kind of Scary | Frenchie/Izzy, 2k
Frenchie and Izzy get fake married. Very, very quickly.
Chapter 2/6: There's Nothing to Tell | currently 500 words
Frenchie and Izzy fake consummate their fake marriage. Or Else.
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Karate Kid/Cobra Kai | OFMD | IT | Ted Lasso | BFU/Watcher Entertainment RPF
karate wars (tkk & ck) | ofmd | it | shameless | ted lasso | star trek | leverage | dc | marvel | jirt (tolkien) | watcher | thirst tag | my fic | hc (headcanons, etc) | writing process | fic recs | horror tag (includes btvs, spn, and others) | cowboy tag | might run off to sail the sea (pirates)
johnny lawrence | daniel larusso | lawrusso | silverusso | izzy hands | blackhands | crewhands (izzy/everyone) | richie tozier | eddie kaspbrak | reddie | otplus (polyamory) | gen (platonic)
The Stranger: "witch noir" 'verse, paranormal horror series with sapphic romantic subplot
Book 1/3 or 4: Curse The Messenger | currently 30k
Eddie is a Seer, someone who has involuntary premonitions in her dreams. She and her sibling Fred run a P.I. business serving witches from a society that shuns them for being clairvoyant. Then secular (non-witch) Jessica hires them to solve her girlfriend's murder. The police have determined it never happened - despite the horrifically gory crime scene Jessica claims she saw with her own eyes.
Any Publicity is Good Publicity: achillean romantic comedy novel
Gwaine Hinata is a disillusioned leftist politician who has lost touch with his own ideals. Asher Adam is the frontman of punk duo ION who writes a song about what a disappointment Gwaine is - as a representative and, implied, as a man. Gwaine is intrigued and goes to a gig. When Ash sees him, he gets off stage to perform the song in Gwaine's face. Enthralled by the show of passion, Gwaine hires Ash as an advisor. Of course, he then proceeds to fall in love with him.
Not Just Us: achillean romantic comedy novel set in a sff dystopia
Ken Mechado is a corporate superhero. The company owns his home, his name, and his image. They've even trademarked his power, an ability he was born with. Milo Bronte is a regular guy, aside from the normal biodiversity that gives him a devilish appearance - or the human appearance the devil's design is based on, if you ask him. That Milo uses his strength, claws, and prehensile tail to do things some might call sinful - including a little light terrorism - is merely coincidence. He's been Ken's nemesis for years. Every overworked, underpaid day of surveillance and objectification winds Ken tighter. Something's gotta give, or Ken's gonna snap and decide (to) fuck (that) nemesis.
The Jersey Devils: paranormal pseudo-religious horror novel
A varsity high school girls' volleyball team makes a crossroads deal to win the regional championship. Ten years later, the Devil comes a-calling to collect on the debts they owe. He couldn't care less if they were just kids who didn't understand what they were doing or if the trade is fair. A deal is a deal.
One Feeling Only: paranormal erotic horror novella
A lonely man accidentally crosses into fairy land while foraging. He can't find the border, so he ventures forward hoping to meet a fairy and make a deal with them for guidance. Luck has him encounter the painfully gorgeous, and equally lonely, sovereign of the land - but whether that luck is good or bad remains to be seen.
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