#auntie problems

I'm about to have a brand new baby niece in a few hours and I can't even begin to express my excitement 😍😍😍

My nephew is such a little TWIT sometimes!!! He and his dad went up to the Lake Michigan Sand Dunes for their first father-son trip and I asked him to tell me all about it and he says "we left here, we drove up there, we arrived, we were there, now we're back" in complete monotone. "Nephew make sure to take a Creative Writing class, they'll eat this up". Then I demanded that he give me actual details to with he responded with an annoyingly overly detailed step by step account of each day from beginning to end. His intj mother was shocked he knew how to talk so much and in such detail. She'd never heard him just go on and on before. But she's never had hours-long conversations with him and doesn't know that he does this on purpose because he knows how much mundane details annoy me because of those conversations and he really thinks he's funny, the little git. This is not the first time one of our in-jokes has backfired on me.

TFW someone pisses you off so much you actually wanna go and confront them But then you remember you're timid and socially awkward af and the moment they push back or show the slightest hint of aggression you know you'll be like *Shrinks* oh,,,,um,, okay,,,,,, .____.;;;; *slinks away like a hurt puppy* ....So that's one of the reasons I don't want my own kids. I'm too teddy and not enough bear to defend them properly.

It's heartbreaking to know that this little person, this one little person you've know since the day they were born, this tiny girl who looks up to you in more ways than one, is utterly sad because she wants to be with you all day and can't.

So I'm pretty much obsessed with my new nephew. And I fucking love him to bits! All I wanna do is spam my social medias with the thousands of photos I've taken of him, but I can't until my sister gets on Facebook and makes the first post 😩