#audreysrose

Chad: I liked your beach pic earlier, you looked hot. You could use a new bikini though. I'll buy you one as long as I can take it off 😉

Mal: What do you think Ben's limo would look like if it was purple? Wanna find out?

Hannah: What do you think about the people who say that pink is just light red?

Uma: Think people would finally let the Shrimpy thing die if I told them shrimp have arsenic in them and that means they can kill you?

Cassie: The bird population in Auradon City has been on a meteoric rise, have you noticed?? It's like everywhere I look, there's a new bird, and it's not exactly mating season anymore so I'm kind of scared? I mean, the more birds the merrier, I love that for them, but if this is happening unnaturally... could it be bad?

Quincy: Have you ever thought about auditioning to be the next Bachelorette? I think you'd be an amazing one!

Virginia: I know that The Testaments was a really bad book, but it was Margaret Atwood! I didn't realize what a terrible pick for book club it was going to be at the time!

Jane: I love seeing how much other people love Valentine's Day, but it'll be so nice when it's over and I'm not organizing the candygrams people ordered until 3 in the morning! I feel like the bags under my eyes right now are like bigger than a kingsized candy bar!