#attackontitanfunny

A/N: ALL OF THIS IS WRITTEN ORIGINALLY BY ME. Thank you, Proceed. -Mary Noullet

AoT: Wrecking Ball *ORIGINAL*

Eren:

(We clawed, we chained) I fought, I trained

(Our hearts in vain) My anger problems

(We jumped, never asking why) Really, didn’t help at all.

Levi:

(We kissed, I fell under your spell) Jeager, it’s all your god damn fault

(A love, no one could deny) The fall, of the freakin wall.

Mikasa:

(Don’t you ever say) Stop being mean to him

(I just walked away) Honestly, you pimp

(I will always want you) Go do something productive

Armin:

(I can’t live a lie) And on that day

(running for my life) Humanity

(I will always want you) Received a grim reminder,

Everyone:

(I came in like a wrecking ball!) They came in like a wrecking ball!

(I never hit so hard in love) We never shit our pants so hard

(All I wanted was to break your walls) Titans everywhere, we were so fucked

(All you ever did was) All they ever do is,

(Wrecked me) Wreck us

(Yeah you, you wrecked me) Yeah they, they wreck us.

Jean:

(I put you high, up in the sky) We fought together, side by side

(And now, you’re not coming down) But then, you just had to die.

(It slowly turned, you left me to burn) It really scares me, that you are

(And now, we’re ashes on the ground) Half the man you used to be

(Don’t you ever say, I just walked away) Where else will I find, freckled dick to dine

(I will always want you) I will always want you.

Marco:

(I can’t live a lie) Jean, it is okay

(Running from my life) Once you pass away,

(I will always want you) This freckled dick is all yours..

Everyone:

(I came in like a wrecking ball!) The gayness in this anime,

(I never hit so hard in love) Makes the fangirls go crazy!

(All I wanted was to break your walls) The fanfics come out day by day.

(All you ever did was) All they ever do is

(Wrecked me) Eat at our brains

(Yeah you, you wrecked me) Yeah they, they eat at our brains

Annie:

(Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung) Yeah, I am the female Titan

(Left me crashing in a blazing fire) Surprise bitches, give me Eren

(All you ever did was) I need him for,

(Wrecked me) I don’t even know

(Yeah you, you wrecked me) Yeah I, I don’t even know

Titan:

(I never meant to start a war) I never meant to start a war!

(I just wanted you to let me in) I just wanted you to let me in!

(And instead of using force) I just wanted to be friends

(I guess I should’ve let you win) I’m always so misunderstood

(I never meant to start a war) I never meant to start a war

(I just wanted you to let me in) I just wanted you to let me in!

(I guess I should’ve let you win) I guess I shouldn’t have ate that kids’ mom

Eren: WHY I OUGHTA- *gets dragged away by Armin and Mikasa)

Eren:

(Don’t you ever say) My mom got eaten by

(I just walked away) Some huge naked guy

(I will always want you) I will never forgive you

Everyone:

(I came in like a wrecking ball!) Hey Eren, no one gives a fuck!

(I never hit so hard in love) Go eat some dick and chill the fuck out

(All you ever did was) All you ever do is

(Wrecked me) Complain

Mikasa:

(I came in like a wrecking ball) Eren, don’t listen to them!

(Yeah I just closed by eyes and swung) Yeah, you’re perfect just the way you are!

Levi:

(Left me crashing in a blazing fire) Get out of here you boyfriend stealer

(All you ever did was) Clearly you can see he’s my

(Wrecked me) Little bitch

(Yeah you, you wrecked me) Yeah my, my little bitch.

Hanji: