#atposting

its really funny that like. adventure time often is a profound and meaningful and affecting show but like- all the most popular quotes that get passed around as these beautiful things tend to be, like, bullshit when actually in context. Especially if Jake said it. saw a post the other day that said like “jake will give the most life changing advice but its just to cover for his own personality flaws”. “sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something” is immediately followed by finn and jake performing plastic surgery with no training. his spiel about how rules and laws are made to benefit and protect the people who are already on top and keep everyone else down is just him trying to justify not paying rent to his son or something. marceline says “i don’t think there are bad people just that sometimes good people make mistakes and that’s not bad” and that’s great but the context is that she and LSP just assaulted multiple people for no reason, stole from a woman and then ran her over with her own car and locked her in the trunk

the best thing about living in the adventure time universe would be eating literally anything cooked by jake. Look at him fucking go he’s a genuine EXPERT. being a nameless background candy citizen who dies gruesomely for a silly gag would be completely worth it if you got to eat just 1 meal made by jake. adhd be damned my dog can cook

jsut thinking about simon having found the enchiridion and wanting to find all this other stuff that We Recognize From Adventure Time like the porcelain lamb and all that shit and its just like. God, with the way shit goes in ooo, how fucking often does simon casually run into stuff that he used to get made fun of for even believing is real. he has to wince and stay quiet as some mythological artifact he spent like 3 years trying to find is now being used as a footstool by Flamin’ Hot Cheeto Princess or what the fuck ever

god the simon & betty scenes from jerry are still so fucking good, they’re such. loser nerds. betty jumps into water that is barely knee high and they both act like this is some genius idea from an insane person. “i touched his hand in the library once!”. this girl simon Does Not Know invites herself along on his trip because he made a joke about it and he’s just like alright i guess this is happening. their awkward goodbye in the car where they both refuse to Communicate Any Personal Feelings and just fucking shake hands. simon has his romcom running-to-catch-her moment and when he gets there all he can think to say is “you shouldn’t leave personal information lying around like that” like he didn’t literally just drop everything to come here and go oh my god i love you. then when they FINALLY have their confession moment betty STILL calls simon by his last name and he has to ask her to stop doing that. they’re so weird