#atmeridiem

(4/159) This man just died. His body is still warm. All I could repeat was I’m sorry for your loss as his nephew wept. (I wrote the note, how do you close out of this chart?)

A woman gave birth today, she cried and smiled when she held her baby. Her husband said he saw the baby in his dreams. They laughed as they argued over how to spell her name. 3-0 vicryl to close the bilateral lacerations are preferred by this attending.

66 year old lady with vaginal bleeding. Is it cancer? 4% chance. Hey, I know you she laughed and told the attending. You helped my daughter give birth. She wondered if she can go home so she could have a good cry. Provera at 20 mg. wrote the note, the senior deletes half the HPI. You dont need the ED course.

Got 42 pages last night. You get all the lozenges, Tylenol, and Melatonin (6 mg! Go to sleep!). You want me to give insulin for the patient who had a hypoglycemic episode earlier today? um... wait, I need to ask a senior.

Sign out. “How was it?” I suck I suck I suck I suck I suck I suck.