He's constantly wearing a suit
Okay I see the appeal but he's not for me—
His teeth can be sharper at will
Oh that's very nice but he's still not quite my taste fictional crush wise—
He's a people pleaser who isn't normal about it whatsoever
Do love that, I think I'm more one to ship him with other characters—
He's getting more and more menacing. He has a musical number in which he exerts godlike control of the medium he's in. He has body horror moments and his anger comes with megalomania.
Okay, I'll read some fics, but—
[fanartists then do their thing]
...Fuck.












