First House

Jupiter here is a physical shield. It keeps you from dying in accidents and protects your body from breaking. Even if you screw up, you get a "pass" from people. It is a literal biological safety net that keeps you alive.

Second House

This is protection from starving or being homeless. You won't ever "hit zero" financially. If you lose everything, money or a job shows up at the last second. It is a hard floor that keeps you from total poverty.

Third House

Jupiter protects you from car crashes and neighbor drama. It keeps your brain from snapping under stress. You are shielded from local gossip and "dumb luck" accidents while traveling short distances. It keeps your daily environment safe.

Fourth House

This guards your home from disasters like fire or floods. You are shielded from being homeless or being ruined by family baggage. It ensures you always have a solid "base" to hide in when the world gets chaotic.

Fifth House

This protects your kids and keeps your "fun" from killing you. You are shielded from the worst outcomes of gambling, risky sex, or dangerous hobbies. It keeps your creative work from being stolen or totally destroyed.

Sixth House

Jupiter here shields you from "wasting" diseases and being abused by a boss. If you get sick, you find the cure fast. It protects you from workplace injuries and people who try to overwork you or sabotage your daily tasks.

Seventh House

This is a shield against legal ruin and "predator" partners. If you get sued, you win or get a lucky break. It keeps you from marrying someone who would destroy your life and protects you from enemies who attack you openly.

Eighth House

Jupiter here protects you from "scary" deaths and being crushed by debt or taxes. It acts as a shield during surgery or life-threatening crises. It turns "total loss" into a "narrow escape" at the final moment.

Ninth House

Jupiter shields you during long trips and protects your mind from cults or bad ideas. You won't get "trapped" in a foreign country. It ensures no one can block your education or your search for the truth.

Tenth House

This guards your career and stops you from being "canceled" or disgraced. Even if you mess up publicly, you recover. It protects you from bosses or governments that try to crush your reputation or take your authority.

Eleventh House

In its Joy, Jupiter protects you from "fake friends" and being exiled. It shields your goals from being crushed. If one group turns on you, a better one appears immediately to back you up. You are never truly alone.

Twelfth House

1. Lilith 1st house can be a ”return of the bitch” year. A year where you realize that playing fair doesnt work because protecting yourself has to come first.

2. Saturn 7th house can mean you will get into a serious and long lasting relationship.

3. Uranus 1st house can be a year where your life changes drastically.

4. Pluto 3rd house can sometimes indicate negative behaviours from your siblings and in worst case a betrayal from a sibling.

5. Barack Obama had Virgo Rising both the year he was elected president and the year he was re elected. Jupiter & Venus were both on the MC the year he was re elected and Jupiter was at 10°.

6. Watch out for hidden enemies the year you have Mars 12th house. A year where you have that placement can come with a LOT of surprises about people.

7. School felt extra easy the year I had Jupiter and Venus in the 9th house. Everything from homework to conversations with teachers was a pleasant experience.

8. If you see that you will have Chiron in the 2nd or 8th house in your next solar return chart make sure to have money saved up. One of the worst years of my life financially.

9. The best year of my life I had Venus and Jupiter both in the 1st house.

10. My sister had Venus conjunct asteroid Child(4580) the year she gave birth to her first child. Jupiter was in the 5th house. Jupiter at 5° the year she became pregnant.

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Aquarius placements always act detached until someone tries to control them then suddenly they remember every human emotion at once

Cancer moons can forgive you and still never look at you the same again. That moon remembers everything. Every tone change every weird pause and every sentence that technically sounded fine but felt off

Taurus placements do not move fast because they are lazy. They move slow because they hate wasting energy on nonsense. If a Taurus suddenly cuts someone off without drama, trust me…they thought about it for months

People with heavy Neptune placements either become artists, spiritual people, hopeless romantics or professional excuse makers. Sometimes all four at once

Virgo risings notice details nobody else sees. Your chipped nail, your fake laugh. The way your mood changed after checking your phone. Nothing escapes them and it's scary

Sagittarius placements always accidentally expose the truth during jokes. They will say something insane while laughing and everyone else slowly realizes they were dead serious

Libra placements attract attention without trying then act shocked when people project entire love stories onto them after one conversation

Capricorn placements are either emotionally unavailable or secretly the most caring people alive. No in between. They will buy you medicine, send money, fix your problem and still refuse to say I missed you

12th house placements can disappear for weeks and somehow still know everybody's business. I don't know how they do it either

Gemini placements flirt like it's cardio. Half the time they are not even serious. They just enjoy the interaction and suddenly someone is planning a wedding 🐥

Leo moons need praise more than they admit. Ignore them too long and they start feeling like a forgotten celebrity from 2007....it's not fun

Mars in water signs gets underestimated a lot. Those are the people who stay calm for months then suddenly explode

People with Saturn touching the Moon in synastry either become permanent in each other's lives or emotionally exhaust each other. There's rarely a casual middle ground there

Pisces placements always know when someone is lying. They just pretend they don't because they want to see how far the person will go

Aries placements fall in love fast but lose interest even faster if the energy becomes boring, repetitive or too controlled

People with Venus in the 8th house don't want temporary or fake love. They want obsession, loyalty, emotional depth and telepathy. They want the type of connection that changes their brain chemistry a little 🤌🏼that's me

Scorpio risings can literally stay silent and still intimidate people. Sometimes they are just buying groceries while strangers are projecting villain energy onto them for no reason

And one thing about moon square moon synastry..…you can care about each other deeply and still react to emotions in completely opposite ways. One person wants to talk immediately. The other disappears into a cave. One wants reassurance. The other wants space. It creates attraction but also emotional whiplash if both people are not mature enough to understand each other

Astrology gets really funny when you realize most birth charts are just this person has trust issues but in a.........

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Check these asteroids :

Eros ( 433 )

Kama ( 1387 )

Lust ( 4386 )

IN GROOM PERSONA CHART.

Here i will talk about these asteroids in houses ( in general )

“Keep in mind that the aspects and the ruler and the whole chart matters! Also when u read the aspects check the aspects in which houses, don’t read the aspects alone without houses!

Eros / kama / lust in 1st house in groom persona chart :

-his whole personality really sexual, the 1st house in groom persona chart talks about your husband personality and his soul, they literally will be lustful and sexual all the time, they love biting, marking the body and face fantasies, pinning against the wall, hair pulling, grabbing, rubbing their d!ck on ur face, makeup s*x.

Eros / kama / lust in 2nd house in groom persona chart :

-they feel s*x is their safety AND THEY VALUE S*X A LOT … don’t ever belittle sexual things to them, they really value s*ex i’m not joking.. they might into cuddling s*x, slow s*x possessiveness “your mine” energy. They will care about you feeling safe during bed, deepthr*at, putting foods like fruits or chocolates in ur body then eating it, sniff!ng fet!sh.

Eros / kama / lust in 3rd house in groom persona chart :

-they will always think about s*x, who are we without our thoughts? 3rd house represent thoughts and when these asteroids in 3rd house they will always think about it, also.. the 3rd house is the 8th house of 8th house.. means its the higher level of 8th house… they might be so sexual i’m not joking, the thoughts and mindset is everything. They might into sapiosexuality, they might get turn on before even touching, watching u being in ur room jerk!ng off and they watch you, joking during bed, dirty talks.

Eros / kama / lust in 4th house in groom persona chart :

-the deepest house .. deeper more than 8th and 12th house.

They will always crave emotional seduction, safety and comforting, they always crave s*x and safety since the 4th house represent what we feel comfortable with and what we need deeply, this is the deepest thing to me. They might into caretaking k!nks, nurturing fantasies, treating you like you’re a fragile during s*x, protecting and possessiveness fantasies, cuddling before and after s£x, cuddling s*x, s*x on the table and in the kitchen, “i always feel safe with u energy”. “I always need my d!ck inside you all the time” energy.

Eros / kama / lust in 5th house in groom persona chart :

-They might see s*x as their “happiness”. Devouring k!nks, they get aroused when they see you applying makeup, dancing before s*x and seducing them, treating you like a queen and treating him like a king, playing before having s*x, “tell me how much you need me, tell me how much you want my d!ck inside you” energy. Filming and recording each other during s*x and then jerk!ng off to it. Nightclub s*x, partying fantasies.

Eros / kama / lust in 6th house in groom persona chart :

-they see s*x as a routine, they should have it daily. Role-play of nurse/doctor/therapist and also uniforms fantasies. Sweating k!nks, gym s*x, they will really care if you feel comfortable after s*x or not. Since 6th house represent “serving” so they will focus on serving and pleasuring you during bed. They might into the injuries fantasy, like you got injuries and they nurse you. They might into “deflowering fantasies” like taking your virgin!ty. Acting innocent turn on for them.

Eros / kama / lust in 7th house in groom persona chart :

-they might into makeup s*x a lot, lace bra and lace lingeries. Praising your beauty and praising them. B00ty such a big turn on for them. Putting ur nails on their back during bed, s*x in fitting room, spanking the a$$, argument s*x, being possessive over you of how attractive you are, events s*x, seducing and dancing before having s*x, they might into the fantasy that after finishing s*x they look at you and say “how do i have s*x with this pretty girl?” They love being shocked of how attractive you are.

Eros / kama / lust in 8th house in groom persona chart :

-tying up, bd*s*m, blindfold, deep s*x, painful s*x, forbidden desires, possessiveness, ch0king, tab00 fantasies. Lmao they might into everything… here is a lot of sexual activities they will have.

Eros / kama / lust in 9th house house in groom persona chart :

-9th house represent expanding, so when these asteroids in 9th house, it might be prominent in their personality and their life, they can’t stop like they always need and need and need it’s the house of expanding, they also know A lot about s*x education, they know how to pleasure you etc etc since the 9th house represent education and learning!

Eros / kama / lust in 10th house in groom persona chart :

-a lot of role-play here, breed!ng and punishment fantasies, boss fantasies, s*x after work, s*x during work, s*x before work, s*x after hard day, s*x in public places, teasing them during they work.

Eros / kama / lust in 11th house house in groom persona chart :

-friends with benef!ts fantasies, friends to lovers fantasies, they might into threes0me or really weird fantasies, watching movies and then f*ck each other, sucking their d!ck while they play computer, teasing them while they play computer, Playing video games and the one who lose will get f*cked hard. Filming fantasies.

Eros / kama / lust in 12th house in groom persona chart :

Note: These are all my personal observations and patterns I've noticed over the years. Take what resonates with you more and leave the rest. Lemme know in the comments if it hits home! A single placement or aspect isn't enough to conclude and the whole chart has to be analyzed! Look at ur Vedic chart!

Venus in 1st -> You naturally feel like your life becomes complete once you’re in a relationship. Love and connection are central to how you see yourself and move through the world. After marriage, people may notice a glow-up in your appearance or energy. You get more attention from people after marriage. Being in love brings out your best qualities and makes you feel more like yourself.

Venus in 2nd -> You start valuing family, comfort, and emotional security more after marriage. Marriage often brings financial stability or even wealth over time. Your spouse may have a pleasant voice or refined speech, or you yourself may become more soft-spoken. There’s a strong love for food, music, or poetry that grows later in life. Can gain weight after marriage. In-laws might feel distant or not very involved in your life. After your 30s or 40s, you may become the main provider or financial support in your family.

Venus in 3rd -> Communication in marriage becomes smoother and more affectionate over time. You may enjoy romantic conversations and traveling with your partner, especially on short trips. Relationship with in-laws, especially the father-in-law, may bring surprising support or gifts. Career starts to shift after marriage, and you may work more closely with women or in Venus-related fields. Joint finances often improve after marriage, and you may benefit from shared assets. Your interest in the arts, music, or poetry can grow after marriage.

Venus in 4th -> Marriage teaches you what real commitment means. Luck rises after marriage. You're gonna be lucky to have them as your spouse. Also, you may acquire a home or a car on your own. Your spouse is your pillar and will support you. Spouse could treat you like a queen/king. You’re likely to enjoy activities like home decoration, family vacations, spiritual retreats, or visiting holy places. Spouse's parents could either live with you or live near you.

Venus in 5th -> Romance stays alive after marriage. The birth of a daughter can bring harmony, feminine energy, and new emotional depth to your married life. You’ll crave travel, especially to foreign or exotic places, and often feel most alive and fulfilled when exploring the world with your partner. Should be careful of loans and debts and it's best to avoid if possible.

Venus in 6th -> Marriage comes with KARMA. It shows you're in a karmic contract. You’re paying off a debt to your spouse, possibly from past-life actions like abandonment, betrayal, or broken promises. One partner tends to sacrifice or support more in terms of emotionally, financially, or spiritually. Despite the karmic baggage, there's usually an immediate magnetic pull toward your spouse. It feels fated, because it is. Marriage may bring financial obligations such as spouse’s debt, loans, or joint financial burdens.

Venus in 7th -> Marriage is central to your soul's growth. Whether it’s romantic, spiritual, sexual, or financial, partnership becomes your path to self-realization. This Venus makes you naturally charming, persuasive, and a skilled negotiator. Expect relationship ups and downs. Spouse will have a distinct feature. For eg: A dorsal hump on their nose, unusual eye color from where they're born, or something in their face that will be striking/visually appealing.

Venus in 8th -> There’s often a “magnetic pull” between you and your spouse, but this can also lead to jealousy or possessiveness. You may gain wealth or assets through your spouse, in-laws, or even inheritance. This could be money, property, or connections. Striking/Stunning spouse. Even during rough phases, they may remain devoted and deeply bonded to you. Marriage may bring an unexpected boost in recognition. Your social or professional standing may rise once you're married. You might love the ocean, lighthouses, and solitude.

Venus in 9th -> It can bring karmic duty to financially support the spouse’s family. Wealth increases post-marriage. Good savings potential. Potential for friction with your spouse due to giving money to in-laws. You may become distant from your own extended family. You may prefer to travel in first class or in business class after marriage. After marriage, sudden upgrades in lifestyle can be seen.

Venus in 10th -> Marriage significantly boosts reputation and public image. Could be seen as the romantic, ideal couple unless Venus is afflicted. Marriage can be glamorous like a movie romance. Potential for careers in media, writing, or public relations. Can bring complete devotion toward younger siblings or siblings-in-law. Also, being idealistic in love/marriage and ignoring the red flags can be seen here as well.

Venus in 11th -> Marriage can fulfill your specific dream that you always wanted. For eg: luxury home, status, visa, crush as your spouse, etc. Social circle expands significantly after marriage, often across cultures or religions. Spouse brings increased social connections, including influential or helpful friends. Strong support may come from people outside of your own culture (e.g. Middle Eastern, Jewish, Muslim backgrounds). Debts may rise after marriage, but so do opportunities to pay them off through partner’s support. Big financial opportunities and credit limits may open up post-marriage.

Venus in 12th -> If you're a woman, you may become dreamy or detached. You may live in your personal bubble. In a man's chart, spouse would be detached/dreamy living in their own bubble. Deep craving for peace and rest comes through marriage. Sleep quality often improves post-marriage. You may secretly maintain a blog, poetry page, or online journal, a creative expression kept private or anonymous. Publishing, especially creative or poetic works, becomes an unspoken goal or outlet. Great for bed pleasures unless Venus is afflicted. Spouse will be devoted to you. You may take good care of yourself even after marriage unless Venus is afflicted. Fantasy-style romance.

So it turns out I need to workout for at least an hour everyday and listen to my Abraham Hicks meditations to really keep me in a better mood lol. Since yesterday’s post was a bit on the pessimistic side, here are some synastry aspects that I found quite lovely, even if the relationship was short lived. 

Note: I had the first three with a guy who I actually ended up becoming limerent for (ew). But omg if I could find someone who I have synastry with like this again I would be so happy 😭 These were like top tier, god tier, S tier levels of feeling loved and understood. Again, limerence, so maybe I’m a fuckin’ psycho and this dude was literally like not interested at all lmaooooooooo (kill meeeeeee). Anyway here we go!

💕Jupiter conjunct Venus - People will think you’re close friends or dating. Jupiter will be generous toward Venus person without hesitation. You can feel really happy in each others’ presence. Like, if you’re having a bad day and randomly see them, your mood is instantly lifted. 

💕Moon conjunct Mercury - I honestly think this aspect is what triggered my fucking limerence lol. I was Moon, he was Mercury. And it only took one conversation 😭 All he did was ask how I was doing and what was going on in my life, but it was just the tone of his voice that really struck me. It’s like he actually genuinely cared about me and my feelings. I do not get that EVER from men. So yeah, be careful with this one especially if you’ve been emotionally neglected your entire life. 🥲 It’s great for emotional understanding and communication but god damn will it leave you wanting more haha.

Pisces Sun: these sun signs have a bad reputation but they actually are the signs who understand all the other signs, if this sun is healed they would really know how to treat every other sign. I typically see a pisces sun getting along with scorpios because scorpios know they won't hurt them.

Aries Mercury: these guys are fast thinkers, they will be very funny and wit, come up with the funniest jokes or the most clever ideas.

Libra Sun: we already know that libra suns are indecisive but what some people don't know is that this indecisiveness is what breaks their heart, if only they could follow their heart and take a front on their beliefs, they'll see that they will feel the most satisfied in life.

Virgo Mercury: virgo mercuries don't like / are scared of some of their thoughts. Unhealed ones are running too fast to a conclusion and that sends them in a loop of confusion; You guys need to know that your thoughts don't represent who you are, thoughts can be collective and people out there have crazy thoughts, ground yourself, know yourself and you'll see that you're not your thoughts.

Aries Mars: your independence makes you dive head on to things so fast that you can find yourself in a predicament, trapped in your own problems, ones that you created for not being patient, BUT something so precious about this energy is that you ALWAYS come out from them. It's a talent, you jump to situations to come out wiser and healthier and you like the feeling of victory afterwards but you have no moment of peace. So, you decide: You admit you put yourself in those situations and keep doing it OR you move slower and avoid so much drama.

Leo Jupiter or Jupiter in the 5th house: These people might take a time of introspection in their youth. Some solitude before they start exploring their talents. You might also take some time before going to college because you're so talented that you don't know what is it that you want to do with your life. Once you decide and are confident on what you like, you'll submerge deeply in the honing of your talents, becoming one of the most capable people in your field.

Aries in the 4th house: As a child you might've been a very talented person, you were very extroverted and free-spirited, in your mind you felt like there was no limit to what you could create, and there actually wasn't. As you grow up you need to develop a more feminine side (not talking about gender roles, just energy), a side that is more receptive, less action-driven. You might needed to learn to be more fair towards others. When balancing these energies you become a healer, maybe a healer of your family members or your inner child.

Jupiter in Libra or Jupiter in the 7th house: these people KNOW how to treat / work with other people, sometimes so much so that they would carry burdens that aren't theirs. They're incredible hard workers and have a nick for perfecting things, for making them more practical+aesthetic. Sometimes is hard for them to take decisions because they feel unable to see what the future holds, what they don't know is that this is exactly how it's supposed to be, in order for them to remain present and work in the now. Incredible people working under pressure.

Jupiter in Capricorn: these people can't relax, they feel like they always have to be doing something. They are the ones shaking the legs while reading or when seating, it's like in their minds they are feeling the pressure of time. The know many things, inspiration comes to them quickly. Their inner guide is an old sold, giving the best advices to people. They're resilient, strong in stamina, they keep themselves going where others would abandon because they know their efforts will pay off. Their thing is the ears, they can be incredibly intuitive or prone to music, or both, something about their ears is always important.

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A solar return year in which you have Neptune or the Moon in the 6th house can indicate that you may get an emotional support pet. If Neptune is adversely aspected it can also indicate the loss of a pet .

Solar return Venus in the 9th house can indicate finding love abroad or traveling abroad with your partner.

In synastry, if your partners Saturn squares your Venus you may often feel criticized or under appreciated by them. This another aspect I don’t really like in synastry as it tends to create feelings of distance or discomfort between two people.

If you have no “obvious” attraction indicators in synastry, the other persons planets are most likely significantly aspecting the ruler of your 5th or 7th house! (Asteroids such as Eros can also aid in attraction).

If you have Mercury conjunct your Midheaven, you may often have to travel for work. Alternatively, it may just be that you work in a field that requires you to write(you may be an author), teach, or frequently communicate with the public (news broadcaster is an example).

If you have Chiron in the 3rd or the ruler of your Midheaven in the 3rd, you may work as a speech therapist.

Pay attention to whose planets aspect your Vertex as these are most likely dated connections (conjunctions especially). For example, if someone’s Venus conjuncts your vertex, this could be a dated love & this individual will teach you a lot about yourself, love, & how you navigate relationships.