#assert your dominance

Tali'Zorah: I hear a 'but'...?

Garrus: But it makes these weird noises sometimes? Especially at night.

Shepard: If a ship makes weird noises you gotta make weird noises back. Assert your dominance.

Tali'Zorah: ...huh that's an interesting-

Emmet: *does Fortnite Default Dance on repeat*

Volo: ????

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The wintry winds howled on top of Mt. Coronet as two figures faced off in the snow. The atmosphere was tense and their audience watched with bated breath. Ingo sheltered Akari from the cold with his coat as he watched his brother face off against their main source of issues.

“How very…heartwarming, that you’ve reunited with your brother. I bet you missed him, didn’t you?” Volo taunted as Emmet clenched his fist by his side and smiled. “Of course I did, but I knew he would never truly leave without saying anything, so I knew that something else had to be at work and here we are.” he snapped back as the blonde sneered.

“Enough chatter. Let’s see who the true Master is…w-what are you…doing?” Volo could only stare as Emmet started dancing and bristled. “Whatever games you’re playing, stop it!” he snapped as Emmet continued. “W-why are you taunting me, dammit?! Stop-stop dancing. We’re in the middle of a fight!” he blustered as Emmet switched up tactics and busted out a few Moonwalks and jazz hands while blowing a train whistle, eyes never leaving Volo.

I have heard your pleas and created the infamous Down With Cis Bus in both Transgender and Nonbinary flavor. 

Here’s something for you forest lovers,

And for all of you participating in the Skeleton War, here’s a little something to help you assert your dominance. 

There’s a few more things over in the shop that I haven’t posted about, so you’ll just have to head over and see! Link in bio and also right here.