I know youâve changed guys into dicks, but ever change someone into an ass?
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You know what⌠I donât believe I have!
This is crazy; Iâve been around for a while now and Iâve turned guys into all sorts of shit, but I canât name a single time I turned one of them into a butt! Which is tragic really because it can be a lot of fun (depending on whoâs butt; some guys donât know how to clean up down there).
But thereâs a first for everything, right? Now, whoâs ass would you like to be?
Oh, Iâm sorry. I just assumed that since you asked, you were the one looking to be transformed. Was this just meant to be a hypothetical question? A curious query? Well, let me walk you through some potential candidates so you can âassâ-ess your options. Perhaps I can change your mindâŚ
First, letâs start with the classics:
Why not be any ordinary, run-of-the-mill ass when you could be Americaâs Ass? Yes, I am offering you the opportunity to be Captain Americaâs tush.
As you can imagine, Capâs ass sees quite a bit of actionâand Iâm not just talking about fighting bad guys (though I must say he is one limber son of a bitch and that suit breathes like Egyptian cotton. Youâre bound to have a great time either way).
No, Iâm talking about the action Cap sees off the field. Youâre kidding yourself if you donât think all these ridiculously hot superheroes arenât fucking each other senseless when theyâre not off saving the world. All that pent up stress, all that athletic ability going to waste⌠the Avengers headquarters is basically one non-stop orgy, and while Cap might dominate the battlefield, his tastes in the bedroom are a little moreâŚ
Yeah, you get the idea. As Capâs ass, youâll be getting real familiar with Thorâs beard, Natashaâs strap on, and the Hulkâs you-know-what (trust me: it fits). Captain Rodgers wonât be able to suit up without someoneâs load leaking out of your pretty pink hole, and get ready to have bright red handprints on your cheeks 24/7. That ass sees a lot of love⌠tough love.
Butt wait! Thereâs more! If you think a real life superhero might be a bit too intense for a first time tourasst (yes, I just came up with that) why not one of the guys who plays one?
God went a little overboard when he designed Chris Hemsworth. Big biceps, big pecs, big Disney paychecks and, most importantly, a big fucking ass.
Being Chris Hemsworthâs butt means getting to sit in (or rather, be sat on) for all of his crazy Marvel workout sessions. You know what Iâm talking about: those incessant instagram posts of Chris in various states of undress, sweating like a stuck pig, pumping iron as if heâs training for Mr. Olympia while some equally attractive personal trainer screams in his ear.
Youâre hard just thinking about it, arenât you? I sure as hell am.
Now: imagine being Chrisâ butt. You can practically taste all that celebrity sweat dripping down your crack, your puckering hole tensing in tandem with each guttural grunt.
Just wait âtill he starts doing squats. Chris loves those squats. He likes to go pretty low, spreading you out and stretching your muscles until youâre burning white hot.
And when heâs done? Chris likes to spend some quality âmeâ time in the sauna. Of course, âmeâ in this case includes you, so if youâve ever wanted to get up close and personal with Chris while he beats his fat donkey cock, this is about as close as you can get (unless you wanna be his dick, but thatâs another conversation).
Who knows? He may even stick a finger or two in you. It wouldnât be the first timeâŚ
So, what do you think so far? Does being a butt sound like a good time? Well just you wait because I think our final candidate has some attractive âassâ-ets.
Thatâs right: I saved the best for last.
Samâs ass isâfor lack of a better wordâlegendary. This man has spent years and years sculpting those cheeks into two perfect globes of muscle and fat. To say they are his pride and joy would be selling it short. Guys come (and cum) from miles around to get a taste of Samâs perfect butt⌠literally. Nary a day goes by when Samâs hole isnât filled with a dick, a dildo, or someoneâs thirsty tongue.
As such, Sam runs a tight ship down there. His butt is clean and well manicured, which means if you choose to become Samâs ass, youâll be treated like a princess (and likely called one too).
And the best part? Youâll get a lot of sun. Sam doesnât keep his ass hidden under suits or sweaty workout shorts like Cap & Chris. Quite the contrary; Sam seldom finds himself in a situation where his ass isnât hanging out or on full display. Youâll be getting very familiar with his vast collection of jockstraps, singlets, and thongs.
Needless to say, he can be quite the exhibitionist.
Have you cum to a decision? Are you down for some âbutt stuffâ or are you gonna pass on this one?
But I already know the answer.
I can see it, flashing in your mindâs eye. Iâve gotten very good at reading people over the years, at sniffing out their deepest desires and giving voice to their unspoken wishes. I know exactly which ass you want to be, you donât even need to tell me.
After all, itâs not like you could anyway. Your transformation has already begun!
Thatâs right; thereâs no use for talking when your mouth is slowly becoming an asshole, when your lips start to curl into a round, flowery sphincter. You may start feel each of your cheeks inflate like those of a chipmunk, growing and growing until theyâve consumed your entire face. You feel them gently touch each other, forming a crack over your former mouth.
You want to reach up and touch the miraculous changes occurring on your face, but you no longer have any hands to touch with. Your arms are gone. Everything is gone, in fact: your legs, feet, torso, even your own ass is missing.
Because nothing belongs to you any more. You are only a part of him, one of many muscles on a big and busty body.
Ugh, you make such a cute butt, donât you? Well, I hope you have a great time as Samâs ass. Who am I kidding: I know you will! Thereâs already a big muscle stud with a 10-inch cock on his way to dump a load in you as we speak!
Just be sure to let me know once youâve had your fill of spunk and spit (among other things).
How will you let me know, you ask? Oh donât worry⌠I can just tell.
Have fun getting torn a new one!