Picture 1: Kazuma (his smiling sprite): "my buddy says the craziest stuff when i make him plead for his life" (Barok's distressed sprite is overlaid with the text to signify that Kazuma is talking about him)

Picture 2: Genshin: "(about to tell a guy he's like the son i never had but remembering i have a son) you're like another son that i have" (picture of young Barok is overlaid with the text to signify that Genshin is talking about him)

Picture 3: Herlock's depressed sprite: "yeah this looks familiar" "I'm jelly I worked all day fuck my chud life"

Ryunosuke's thinking sprite: "sometimes it just be like that" "whats chud"

Herlock's smoking sprite: "cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller"

Picture 4: "my [picture of Klint] told me this story tonight about my [picture of Barok]. he said when he was a little boy he was afraid robbers would break into his house in the middle of the night and try to abduct him out of his bed. he thought that they would be able to feel that he was the shape of a little boy under the covers and know to grab him. so he would try to fall asleep in the shape of a letter of the alphabet. so that they would feel for him and be like "oh it's just the letter R, not a kidnappable child"." There is a picture of little kid Barok to the side, as well as the same picture of kid Barok overlaid with the text, with only the top of his head peeking out

Picture 5: Genshin, Kazuma and Klint: "Want to meet us at Chili's for half price appetizers and violence? Since it's Wednesday"

Young Barok: "What do you mean and violence"

Picture 6: Masked Disciple: "an evil wizard summons a manifestation of my childhood self to stop me but i just sucker punch the little fucker and continue on my way to punching a wizard" (a picture of kid Kazuma is overlaid with the text to signify that MD is talking about him)

Prosecutor Kazuma's distressed sprite: "#found this in my drafts #when the fuck did i make this #why did i put it in my drafts #i never use my drafts"

Picture 7: Evie Vigil: "THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?"

Tusspells, readying her cauldron full of wax: "LA FUJOSHI AMÉRICAINE: oh mon gawddd mais que va dire Jeezuss Chraïst si ils se touchent le yeehaw 😫😫😫"

Picture 8: Stronghart's sprite where he has his hands extended to the sides: "everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us."

Ryunosuke's tired annoyed sprite: "I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁"

Stronghart's sprite where he is snapping his fingers and looking at his watch: "im nice….."

Sithe, Jigoku, Gregson and Brett: "He’s literally nice"

Picture 9: Stronghart: "puppies aremt even redeemable"

Gregson's sprite with his arms crossed: "Obviously. Can't be redeemed if you never did anything wrong" (a picture of Toby the puppy is overlaid with the text to signify that Gregson is talking about him)

Stronghart's sprite where he is snapping his fingers and looking at his watch: "they are evil because they are weak"

Picture 10: Herlock's smoking sprite: "hi" "do yuou have a crush on me"

Herlock's deadpan sprite where he's looking forward in a serious manner: 😳 [emoji of a guy]

Herlock's bending forward and grinning sprite: "🦅 < The noble eagle hunts so cruelly. If one is not the Hunter. But the dodent. 🦡"

(a picture of a surprised Yujin Mikotoba to the side to signify that Herlock is talking to him)

Picture 11: Three anonymous asks:

Prosecutor Kazuma laughing: "i hate youuuuu ok?"

Prosecutor Kazuma smiling: "i hate you ok?"

Prosecutor Kazuma pointing at his forehead with a smug grin: "die ok?"