Because I'm bored here's some "red" flag I think each romancible (and luke) om character would have
Lucifer - Blames all his farts on Cerberus and if you say differently you're getting hanged upside down. He also would unironically fall for anything ai and I feel like he would by ai listings then hand write a very disappointed letter to the brand and have all his brother's bomb the websites ratings.
Mammon - he would buy from shein and Temu. He's like that one annoying friend that spams you until you make an account for them so they can get something free from Temu. I also can see him being an ai bro for a while until he scams Lucifer and almost gets dozed by leviathan.
Leviathan - Bro would be the worst scalper in the world. He buys up all the card before even the store employees get too see them. He'd collect all of one specific card and resell that card for way too much. He'd also be one of those yumishippers that gets mad whenever someone else yumi ships with there character of choice. Bro would have thrived in the toxicity of the DSMP fandom.
Satan - He has written some of the nastiest smut the devildom has seen. So horrific not even Asmodeus wanted to touch it with a ten foot pole. Has a photo and or painting with him and every world leader kissing. It's like his version of the Lego land stamps. This does mean somewhere there's a painting of him and John Quincy Adams kissing.
Asmodeus - when in a fight the first thing he aims for are the earrings and eyes. Many people have been blinded by Asmodeus due to a drunk fight. He calls Twitter X and he doesn't apologize for it. He doesn't support Musk he just doesn't see the problem with the name change.
Beelzebub - He wears shoes indoors no matter how dirty they are. He'll take them off if asked. He's ruined many carpets this way. Has eaten one of Satan's cats in front of him. He was in a bad mood.
Belphegor - has and will curse any human that even glances at him with horrible insomnia and to stub their toe every Monday morning until they die. He is responsible for almost all cold cases in Poland. For some reason he just canon bare with them being happy and at peace. Has tried to convince Satan to split Poland.
Diavolo - the very few times he's gone to the human world before the exchange program he'd find as many beaches as he could. With all the joy in his heart he wrote will you marry me in all the sand. He is the reason many humans break up. He refuses to believe that Pigeons exsist. He has and will gaslight humans into thinking they are just schizophrenic.
Barbatos - listens to Andrew Tate. Not because he agrees with him he just takes joy in making troll accounts to mess with his followers. On a similar note he runs several conspiracy theory blogs online. Including but not limited to: flat earth, Mormonism, and the Bermuda Triangle is real. He just rage baits humans for the love of the game (leviathan has fallen for some of it)
Solomon - he's what's wrong with the Apalachin mountains. Don't ask how or why, he was black out drunk. He created the spell for testicular torsion, he was really mad at a wizard that stole his swagger.
Simeon - Solomon showed him American politics because he was bored. Now Simeon will break out into Trump impressions like his life depends on it. His impressions are good, but he just does it in the least funny way possible. Has several Labubu's (I find them so unironically cute, too bad they 're expensive) he ended up with all the ones Luke didn't want.
Luke - he falls for treads so quick. He and Solomon were in the trenches trying to get a needo. He wrestled an demon kid for a dumpling squishy. He had the Starbucks bear cup. Has complained about why some kids get to leave during tests and he doesn't (leviathan quickly taught him. Leviathan gets to leave for the extra help none of you can convince me otherwise)
None of this is serious lol.
