just picturing minted yoongi and 3tan yoongi having a conversation LMAOO
....oh, this is everything.
"Same floor?"
Agust shifts his gaze, wondering how the fuck he got stuck in an elevator with a guy that could practically be his twin. Instead of responding to the man with dark hair instead of mint and a black jacket instead of teal, he nods, looking up at the numbers overhead right after.
"You sure..?"
Shocked, Agust blinks. How did this guy know he was lying? Are they really connected in more ways than just a terrifying mirrored look? He was just gonna get off at the ninth floor and back on again to take an elevator to the penthouse by himself.
Still, he doesn't utter a word. Because this is akin to dark magic and he hasn't dipped his fingers in that for a reason.
"Suit yourself."
"Penthouse," Agust blurts, just wanting this whole thing to end. The crawling in his skin is getting unbearable, curiosity mingling next to it like an imp. Because why the fuck does he look so similar?
The person in question gives him an approving nod before pressing the top button. But he stops when it doesn't stay lit. "Uhm. Got your card on you?"
And his pride gets dented. Agust prods his cheek before stepping forward on his half of the space, scanning his card before pressing the top button with a rough knuckle like he could’ve just done in the first place.
"I won't snitch, you know."
Now that's intriguing. Staring directly at his otherworldly twin, Agust asks, "I don't care who knows I'm up there."
A light huff expels from a curve. "I meant about the piece in your jeans." Dark locks fall over his eyes when he cocks his head. "And however much you got in that bag."
How did he...?
Agust never gets to ask. Because the elevator doors slide open at the ninth floor.
And his twin walks out with hands in his pockets, sounding delightfully surprised to see someone that looks so similar to you that Agust damn near stops the doors with his gun.
But it's not you.
Is it?
...No. You're upstairs right where he left you.
What the fuck is happening today.
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Hi ryen! I was watching josh johnson and he was talking about the trend/“prank” where guys call their friends to wish them goodnight and i wondered how 3tan yoongi and bro would react if they did it to each other lol
…oh my god. oh, my god.
You [10:12pm]: come here for a sec
Idiot🙄 [10:12pm]: ???
Your brother walks into your room ten seconds later, wondering why the hell you’d text him in the middle of the night if you weren’t in serious need of help.
“Oh,” you puff out from your cotton abode. “I just didn’t wanna get up.”
“…Wow.” As he turns to leave, you shoot up and stop him,
“Wait! Real quick, you have to do this.”
“Do what.”
He goes to where you beckon him with a grin, sitting on the edge of your bed and looking at your phone. You show him a video of a prank you’ve seen making the rounds, and he immediately laughs in recognition,
“I’ve seen this, yeah. And it’s weird! Why would you just tell me goodnight outta nowhere? The fuck?”
“Y’all are the ones that are weird! It’s just a good night!”
“Nah. That is a red flag if I've ever seen one. Wait, you want me to do it? To who?”
You have someone in mind, but you’re definitely not gonna say his name out loud. “I dunno, you have like a thousand friends. Pick one.”
After a quick laugh, your brother comes to the conclusion on his own. “Nah, wait, it’s gotta be Yoongi. Hold on.”
Excellent. You agree. Perfect scenario.
You get your phone ready to record, already knowing your brother is gonna put on the most ridiculous show known to man, cheeks straining with repressed anticipation.
What’s Yoongi gonna say? How’s he gonna react? Is he even gonna pick up?
The phone rings once.
Then it goes quiet as it’s answered.
“Sup.”
Immediately, your brother folds his lips to keep from laughing, and you have to smack your own mouth shut with a hand. Talk about stage fright. He looks downright embarrassed.
“Hello?”
When your brother’s voice comes out a little forced, you throw your head back and feel a burn down your throat from containing your laughter. “H-hey, Yoong, what’s up.”
“Just finishing things up at the studio. You good?”
"Yeah, man. About to head to bed."
There's a jingle of keys on the line, and your fingers slide up to your eyes then back down again as you watch your normally confident sibling fight to keep himself together.
"...And?"
A high-pitched squeak eeks from your mouth before both you and your brother double over in painful, joyfully painful silent laughter. This is going exactly how you imagined it would, even up to the way your sibling cannot sit anymore and has to result to pacing.
"Nah, that was.. That was it," he strains out in a higher pitch, unable to look at your tear-dotted eyes. "Just wanted to say goodnight, you know? You know how it goes."
The elongated silence on the line is enough to send you straight into your pillowcase. You damn near forget you're recording this whole disaster of a call.
"...Is this a joke?"
Oh, god. Your shoulders hurt as you puff into silk, and you raise your head enough to see your brother's teeth as he laughs,
"What? No! I can't even wish my bro goodnight?"
"No."
"Ah, come on, say it back."
"Pass."
Your cheeks are pulled so taut you don't know when they'll snap back to their regular shape.
Forget perfect, this has crossed the line into priceless. Leave it to your brother to twist his timidness to a place of control in a snap. Now the ball is in Yoongi's hands and you can't wait to see what he does with it.
"Come on, Yoongi,” he chides in a whine, “I'm about to pass out, lemme hear it."
What you expect is for Yoongi to go radio silent again. Or refuse again. The ambient noise on the line is normal, as always.
So both you and your brother are completely thrown speechless when you hear a tender, quiet,
"Good night to you, too."
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit!
Your mouth agape mirrors your brother's stunned expression, and a second passes before both of you completely and utterly lose it.
"Holy shit!"
"What the fuck, Yoong?"
Your laughter must sound so crunchy over the phone, because your laughs combined are so damn loud in response, yours even more so because seeing your older sibling reduced to jelly is making you wheeze.
On the speaker, you can just hear the laughter in Yoongi's voice. And it makes you miss him terribly,
"Of course."
"Damn it, man! You gotta warn me before doing that."
"Don't play games you can't win."
When he throws his head back in laughter, you grin and watch your phone recording him. "I'll remember that."
"Is it just you two?"
"Yeah, she made me do it," your brother blurts, to which you yell in response,
"Wow, snitch!"
Another laugh on the line puffs out, and you let your own out again. This was everything you imagined and more.
When they have their own conversation, you stop your video and keep laughing to yourself, more than satisfied that you initiated the prank. Doesn’t matter that your sibling walks out of the room with even more laughter, closing your door with a soft click.
Yoongi took that like a champ.
You hope your brother will take your dirty little secret just as well.
....
Right.
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