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Isolde to her daughter during the birthday gala event in chapter 1:
Reader thinking isolde is a random oc that somehow mysteriously got added as her mom inside dc comic (she is an oc...):
Isolde to Derrick:
what the people in gotham means when they say that both isolde and reader is a spitting image of each other:
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⭐️ can you tell us more about tommy fighting with excel??
My job consists of a lot of spreadsheets, and sometimes all the functions in Excel work like they should, and sometimes I make a mistake that I then have to painstakingly go through the cells to find to fix, and sometimes Excel just refuses to do something for no fucking reason! I hate it so much!
Since Tommy is my little guy I thought it’d be a fun joke to also have him frustrated at Excel and all its bullshit. And we all know that Clipboard Buck is absolutely a spreadsheet guy. Look at him. He gets so exited over color coding the cells.
“You gotta keep calm,” Evan said as he highlighted several rows and typed in an equation that was as Lovecraftain as it was incomprehensible. “Excel can smell your fear.”
“Jesus Christ,” Tommy said, “you’re like a horse girl but for spreadsheets.”
Buck’s generous mouth hooked into a filthy smirk. "Are you going to try to pretend that doesn't do it for you?"
Tommy sighed, and said, “Save that file and take off your pants.”
More hopefully not often asked questions
Or at least asked in a different way.
Health and body edition plus a few randoms sprinkled in
Do they have any health problems? Insomnia, allergies, something chronic caused by a past injury or illness like migraines or nerve damage? If the latter scenario, what was said injury or illness?
How do they handle getting a cold or having the flu? Are they careful about not spreading it? Do they curl up on the couch and complain about it or do they try to tough it out?
Do they have heterochromia, beauty marks, birthmarks, or freckles? Where? Do they like them or do they wish they were gone? If they don't have heterochromia, beauty marks, birthmarks, or freckles, do they wish they did?
How tall are they? Are they considered short or tall by their peers? What is it like for them? Are they average height but wish they were taller? Picked on because they're short/tall?
Do they have any piercings or tattoos? Do they symbolize anything? If they don't have any, why? Would they get any and what would they get?
Do they have any scars? How did they get them?
Do they have good or poor eyesight?
What are their sleeping habits? Early bird/Night owl? How about their bed? Do they need a specific blanket and a whole 'nest' built or can they sleep on the floor and wake up completely refreshed?
Do they like muffins? (or pastries of any sort) What's their favorite flavor?
Do they like fish? Or any surf cuisine? (surf includes freshwater in this case)
Bun thoughts... (Insert one question you've always wished someone would ask about your OC)
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Can we do assumes about your characters? I assume that ratchet’s car is pretty clean inside and prowl’s is disgusting
I can see why you'd make that assumption, but in fact you're wrong on both counts. Prowl's in-car behaviour is somewhat disgusting -- he has been known to dunk his burger in his milkshake while driving -- but he's a fastidious soul and vain to boot, so he clears out all wrappers and napkins when he disembarks.
The Dratchets, on the other hand, own at least three dogs at any given time, and Ratchet's Volvo station wagon, a.k.a The Brick, is their designated transport. The upholstery is basically dog hair, with an assortment of muddy towels in the back for wet dogs, windows besmirched by the imprints of dog noses, and a pervasive odour of dog and cigarettes throughout. (His car being one of the few places he still is allowed to smoke.) So shocking is the inside of this car that Drift forbids him to give anyone a ride in it, and sends one of his outrageously modified Toyotas, parachute at the back and exhaust pipes spitting fire, as the designated conveyance whenever someone needs a lift to the airport.
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hi :) for the headcanon ask: lamb/diana 🎶, 💔and 🧩
🎶What’s their song - the one that makes them both tear up / grin like idiots?
The silly answer is the original 99 Luftballons in German which Jackson used to sing during surveillance just to annoy her. Eventually Diana started singing along. A fitting anthem to their Cold War days.
The serious answer is Debussy's Clair de Lune for a fic I am writing where Diana went undercover as a concert pianist with Jackson as her handler! watch this space...
💔What’s the one fight that almost ended them?
I think they had a huge blow up after Jackson decided to go to Slough House. She told him he was throwing his life and career away. He told her the Service had broken him and would break her, too, if she gave it enough time. He said if she didn't like the idea of Slough House they could take his flight fund and run away tonight. You can imagine how well that suggestion went over. I don't think they spoke for a long time after that.
🧩What tiny habit of the other do they find unbearably adorable?
They both love the little tells the other has when they let the mask drop. Diana loves those moments when Jackson forgets to be a shambolic mess and some kind of operational muscle memory kicks in like a reflex--could be catching a tea cup before it falls off the table or moving instinctively too shield her from a threat. And for him it's those unguarded moments when Diana actually seems to feel an uncontrolled human emotion--nervously fidgeting with a paperclip when she's anxious, a tiny smile at something when she thinks no one is watching. And they both glimpse these things about each other and pretend not to notice...and then pretend they haven't caught the other one pretending not to notice. Spooks in love.
What’s the most public place you’ve ever been intimate, or wanted to be?
I think of all the places was a park. I've knocked all the places I wanted to be intimate in. Except now the *who* has changed. Gotta get my husband to dabble in the art~
