#askcocoshady

OMG GUYS.

I MISS Y’ALL. I MISS THIS BLOG SOOO FUCKING MUCH. I hope y’all haven’t forgotten about Coco !

Life is CRAZY. I’m alright. I’m handing in my doctoral dissertation in a few hours. What else ? Well I’m obviously an anon here but I went viral on TikTok and I’m kind of doing the influencer thing as well and doing collabs and getting PR so it’s weird.

And life definitely has a sense of humor ! Because what were the FUCKING CHANCES that there would be an intruder on my property just a day after we learn about that Matthew guy breaking into Em’s house again ? 😭

Im telling y’all : that man is dumb af for not upgrading his security or even just moving somewhere else. Because the dude didn’t even make it to my house but I’m FUCKING READY TO MOVE TF OUT.

Guys. Not to tease you or anything - you know that’s not my style. But I might have written some HCs featuring *drumroll please* Eminem x Escort!Reader.

That’s right. A new pairing. 👀

He just has Girl Dad vibes. Can I explain it in a way that is rational ? No. But the vibes are there.

And there is something so pure and sweet about the idea of him, the lyrical genius who can spit nasty bars, being the quintessential girl dad. I’m sure he’d be a great dad to a baby boy. But just imagine him embracing all things girly and princess-y for the sake of his baby girl. Choosing extra pretty outfits. Trying to master some hairdressing skills as she grows up. Learning much more than anyone needs to about Disney princesses, Barbies and whatnot. Being driven to a state of insanity because he’s got Disney song lyrics stuck in his mind. Attending an embarrassing amount of teddy bear tea parties…?

Did you? 🥺 this makes me so glad bc back then I didn’t think as many people enjoyed those…

Mmmmh that is such a good question... 👀. It is true that so far most (all?) of my work has focused on present-day Eminem because... WELL HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN ?!?!

I've been a fan of his for decades, so I am quite familiar with other eras of his, but present-day might be my favorite, so it's kind of the one I am more comfortable writing. Also, I feel like so many other VERY VERY TALENTED writers do such a good job with 2000s Eminem and B-Rabbit... !

Yessss. Let’s be patient though. I’ve started writing and it’s cool but I’m not done yet 🤣

Hiiiiii ❤️ it’s been a while !

I’m doing great and I hope that all of you are too ! I’ve been working a lot on my PhD dissertation and trying to find a job so it’s busy but it’s all good !

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LMAO I'M KIDDING! DON'T COME FOR ME😂

Maybe he is 👀

Ladies all over the world would be gutted to know that he is no longer an eligible bachelor, for sure, but he does deserve happiness. And I'm sure the fiancée, if she does exist, is a very lucky lady ✨