⊙ for a reaction to your muse’s nudes text 

[text  → atticus]: i’m very glad that you’re embracing your body even if it’s not roughly the size of a barge, but um, i’m not sure this is the most appropriate thing to be sending to your king. 

[text  → atticus]: in fact, i’m pretty sure there’s no cellphone in all of auradon that more people would want to hack than this one, so these are being immediately deleted and i wish you better luck sending them to the right person next time.