Random Quotes From Pinterest
"Only a monster can deal with another monster" "Say 'perhaps' to drugs." "A mother's love is unconditional. Her temper is another story." "You are the love that came without warning. You had my heart before I could say 'no'." "I'd let you bite chunks of my skin off if it meant you were well fed." "Don't forget what I am." "I love the darkness in you." "Better to be an open sinner than a false saint." "Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, then I look at you and I'm ready for war." "You never thought you'd get this attached, did you?" "I'd be lying if I said losing you was something I could handle." "I'm an instrument of chaos." "Not to brag, but I think we're really cute together." "I need you. Not int he ways to survive, but in the ways that make life worth living." "The older I get, the more emotions I substitute with "I'm tired."." "Stop worrying about what you have to lose and start focusing on what you have to gain." "You better pop, lock, and drop that motherfucking attitude." "That's a nice argument. Unfortunately: Your mother." "If I ever get murdered just know I talked shit until the bitter end." "Do you wanna be in cahoots with each other? I don't have a specific scheme in mind, but I think it would be fun to be in cahoots." "Bro, your whimsy! You forgot your whimsy! Your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes" "Pros and cons of dating me are ironically both my mouth." "Be honest: Do you ever fantasize about assassinating me?" "Do you ever just have this deep seated desire to bother people? I have clown blood." "You're so annoying... Unfortunately in a kinda sexy way." "I'm strange but friendly, so people tell me things." "It's a hate boner, I swear." "Me???? Using sarcasm as a defense mechanism?? Avoiding my feelings with dark humor???? What??? No way." "I am, as the poets say, a mess." "Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot."













