GaM! GaM!!!! *runs up to you non the street and shoves a microphone in yo face* There has been a resent conflict erupting on tumblr. What is your opinion on the current state of the Best Apple discourse!? *camera zooms in on fave*
I think I need to be clear here, I don’t want confusion to spring up from this. My support is behind, has always been behind and WILL always be behind the great Granny Smith apple. “But Gam! They don’t have the flavor of this random red bullshit apple I am tossing at your face!”
True! But you know what? They never let me down on texture. I like my apples crisp, I don’t want none of the floury lecture nonsense invading my apple eating experience.














