#ask mexico

Ask: "*sighs* we have to root for argentina..." "Do you think argentina is gonna win the whole thing" "guess what... argentina won." "Who's gonna tell her :crying emoji"

*gulp x5*

Mexico: No mames (You're kidding)- he's a big boy he doesn't need your pity yet.

Norway: Yet...

Mexico: Crush him first. Pity him later.

M: Now you listen very closely, old man. If Norway doesn’t demolish you and you go to the end with Spain and you LOSE. I will hunt you for sport. I will replace your water for salsa. I will make it my personal mission to make you uncomfortable.

Transcript:

1: Mexico: Oh my little mijo, my mijito mijo, my little caballero, mi solito, mi güerito chiquito mijito-

Hollis: Ama you’re squishing meeee-

2: Hollis: ¡Ama! Papa swore in FRENCH!

3: Mexico: Hunting? No mames- are you crazy? You’re going to take mijo out in this weather?!

*preped for cold by Maria*

Transcript:

1.

France: My dear Mexico, you know had you simply let me invade and instill a monarchy you wouldn’t have such boring gourmet foods and just think all your problems today would probably have just melted away-

Mexico: Are you trying to piss me off?

2.

France: The yellow filter everyone sees you through would be gone and your breads would finally be good, just think of all the beautiful art that you wouldn’t even know what to do with but of course it would all be attributed to me-

3.

1.

M: …..

A: Are you going to bite me too?

2. 

M: How am I supposed to believe that!?

3.

M: I should know better than to take your word, I bet you still have my tupperware too!

A: I gave that back! 

M: How many fingers am I holding up

A: I'm still wearing my glasses woman!

M: Don’t sass me güero!

4. 

M: Then just give me your glasses and we can prove it!

A: NO WAY! I can’t see without them-

M: COWARD-

A: You’re not going to rage bait me into me giving you my glasses- 

M: Did you even spend the 20 bucks you took from me-

A: Thats- UNRELATED!