#ask liz

Hope you are well 🩵🩵

Can’t believe after 20+ years we’re back in the Catacombs getting our hearts broken 🫶

I think I remember seeing a couple months back you were writing a Billy W fix and I was just wondering when your Billy W fic will be finished?

I don’t want to seem like I’m forcing you, I’m just nosey and a simp for him 🥹😍💕

are you reading my mind or something 👀

I am literally proofreading it to post (hopefully) today! ❤️❤️

THE OUTSIDERS AS GEN Z: PART 2

Kids at school blast ‘pink pony club’ at Ponyboy when they see him walking in the hallways and it sends him spiralling

Dally has multiple banned TikTok accounts with names like user283911194 and videos that get taken down for offensive language, discrimination, drugs, weapons, nudity etc.

Two-Bit is constantly commenting stuff like FREE DALLAS 🇺🇸🫡 🐦‍🔥 UNBAN MY KING ‼️👑😔 on them

Pony’s always unconvincingly lying to people that he has a girlfriend who ‘just goes to a different school’

Johnny watches TikTok storytimes back to back and is insanely up to date on internet drama

Two-Bit is a kleptomaniac (as in canon!) and shoplifts in the Disney store on the weekends

Steve, Darry and Ponyboy all treat(ed) gym class like the Olympics

Dally’s insta bio is just:

snap: dallasw1nston

Provoke society

Darry makes morning protein shakes for himself and Soda. He once gave one to a hungover Two-Bit, who to Darry’s dismay threw it straight back up

Dally will randomly turn up at the school in the middle of the day and take Johnny out of class to go joyriding. He’s banned from the campus so he just stands outside the perimeter and frightens people passing by.

On these occasions Johnny will sign himself out at the school office where he says completely deadpan that he’s going for ‘driver’s ed’

Two-Bit went to the Storm Area 51 event in 2019 and still insists to anyone who will listen that he saw aliens

Darry tried to get Pony to download mindfulness and meditation apps to help him sleep but ended up just using them himself

Everyone loves crappy reality TV and it’s the only genre (except action movies) they’ll all agree to watch

Whenever someone drops their expensive car for repairs at the DX, Soda and Steve take selfies inside and post them pretending the car’s their own to ‘attract girls’

Dally always buys steals vapes for Johnny but refuses to get any for Ponyboy despite his begging

Two-Bit is insanely brainrotted and Soda’s not far behind. Their conversations are insults to the English language.

Johnny loves Grammarly and persuaded the school to pay for his subscription as part of his IEP

Soda believes that Sabrina Carpenter is the love of his life

Steve is terrified of furries

Darry and Ponyboy are the only two who use punctuation correctly (victims: Soda, Johnny, Steve) or at all (perpetrators: Two-Bit, Dallas)

Dally breaks into concerts and gets filmed being thrown out by security

Steve is a permanent victim of fake news

Johnny’s insta stories are just of him wandering around places in town, petting dogs, sitting (hitting his vape 😔) in the park etc.

Darry always swipes up on them asking Johnny where he is and what time he’s coming to the Curtis house

Everyone piggybacks off Darry’s Netflix account

Caffeinated energy drinks are a sore subject in the Curtis house

I think ont of the most interesting part of Links relationship with Zelda (and Hylia by proxy) is that he's just a guy. A random human boy who a goddess found so facinating that she singled him out and trusted him with her life and the fate of the world.

A regular guy who is just thrust into this ongoing cycle because the Demon king simply could not accept he was defeated by someone so ordinary. A guy who had a hardened servant of Demise in disbelief when this simple human defeated him.

hehe thank you!! idk why but this inspired a short email/tech based drabble. so here that is unedited lol! hope u enjoy :)

Slander by @zephyrcove

To: [email protected]

CC: [email protected] 

From: [email protected]

Subject: I’m so sorry?????

Hi hello we’re in bio together, I usually sit a row behind you and we chat some times?? I’m Remus’ mate??? anyway I think my brother Sirius has been sending you fraudulent emails from this account I’m so sorry here are some things I PROMISE are his lies

i do not have a lock of your hair in my desk drawer

i have never used Remus job at the registrar to look up your schedule and follow you around

i do NOT sniff your hair in bio that’s fucking creepy

i have never dm’ed your friends on instagram to get your number

i have never, and i quote, “been so lovelorn and moping that I write your name in ketchup across my fries at lunch” wtf sirius

i have never waited at the starbucks on main to see if you’ll pass by (at least not for longer than 30 minutes while I DRANK MY COFFEE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON SIRIUS)

There’s only one thing that I can’t deny and that is that i absolutely do ask for your notes because I get too distracted by you in class to pay any attention to biology i’m sorry you’re very pretty and very funny and you say excellent burns and those are my weaknesses

anyways sorry for all of that I will be continuing to expose sirius for his slander and i hope you were not too inconvenienced or embarrassed by these to consider grabbing lunch with me this week

cheers, james

To: [email protected] 

CC: [email protected] 

From: [email protected]

Subject: Re: I’m so sorry?????

Hello James,

Yes I have indeed been getting rather creepy emails from your address and was on the verge of being very concerned, but knowing it’s been Sirius makes a lot more sense and clears your name of my vengeance entirely.

I would love to grab lunch, or coffee as I’ve also found myself lurking at the shop hoping for company on more than one occasion. Get my number from Remus and we’ll chat ;)

As for you Sirius, I am immensely peeved. I’ve already informed Remus of your lies (suck it) and that is not the end of my revenge >:)

Talk soon James!

Lily <3

To: [email protected], [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: COME ON

Evans, I am not afraid of you. That much. Piss off :) (don’t tell remus i said that plz)

Potter, well well well looks like MY actions got YOUR desired outcome. you’re very welcome. 

In closing: you’ve got to admit, this is pretty funny though

all laughs

no need for sirius revenge

-sb

To: [email protected]

BCC: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected] 

From: [email protected]

Subject: I have a confession

Professor, I can hold it in no longer.

I am madly deeply in love with you. My loins burn for you. I ache every day I do not see your face. Every semester without your class is agony. I want us to run away together. We could make it, I know it. 

Say it back at your earliest convenience and we’ll go my love.

With all my love and devotion,

Yours,

hey everyone! it’s been a crazy few years! i’m currently 17!

my “space dad”, as i called Zim when i was a kid, came back to earth and i finally officially met him! turns out there was this whole war going on in space that i didn’t even know about before, and Zim got all caught up in it! first he was fighting for the irken empire, but he realized a lot of bad stuff about them, so now he’s in the resisty! funny name, i know 

and now i’m in the resisty too! with both my parents, and auntie gaz! i’ve met so many new people! right now, i’m on a big ol’ space ship of resistance fighters!

oh and uh i have a girlfriend now..! she’s still back on earth for the moment but we talk through special communicators that are directly linked to each other! her name is jewel, she’s been my best friend for a long time and now we’re finally together! <3

i’m open to answer questions anyone has about all this! haha a lots happened