#ask him

And you just know he's constantly setting of metal detectors... And poor Ian is never sure if he has a gun or a spoon

kat omg. i was standing in my kitchen when i read this and out loud said to myself THAT IS SO FUNNY askldfh i am absolutely dying thinking of ian standing, waiting for mickey to walk through the detector like

No? Babies are fine I just don't-

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“Haha, I feel a bit embarrassed… My God told me to visit this place but… I didn’t expect so many loyal followers here!”

“Glad to meet all of you!”

Langon for LOTR ask

Honestly, Idk how should I translate what I wrote there, bc it is kinda rhymed... Literal translation:

1: Uh-Oh. I thought that's known. I am a herald, which means a flatterer, a pleaser and a loyal messenger.

2: I spread his will, I talk in his name, I help everyone to feel fear and loyalty and that's my pleasure. My duty is enjoyable and eas...

3: ...what do you mean by "You go and talk with Valar", Master? Send Gothmog or Gortha... Got it. On my way. Do... Don't be angry!