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Menma: i hate you
Naruto: for now
Menma: im going to kill you
Naruto: you're not the first to try
Menma: ...ramen sucks
Naruto, releasing kurama: YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK YOU SON OF A BITCH
They love each other, but they also know better than anyone how to get on each other's nerves!
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Naruto: aw man, im gettin hungry. Good thing i brought a snack! *pulls out three raw eggs and eats them one at a time*
Sakura: what the hell naruto
Sasuke: at least spit out the shells man
If one of your buddies' particular traits doesn't slightly disturb the rest of the group AND YOU STILL GET ALONG, can you really call it teamwork?
Jiraiya: i've only known naruto for a month and a half but if anything ever happens to him i will kill everyone in this village and then myself
Also jiraiya: here kid, learn this dangerous jutsu that could literally blow up if you do it wrong. Make sure you point it at your face while you practice. Im off to go do fuck all for several hours.
You mean, like a grandpa???
Do you think if you put Naruto in a kitchen with proper ingredients, he could make his own Ramen? Like Ichiraku level of homemade Ramen? Not like instant Ramen.
Picturing some random pre-chunin exam mission where Naruto is the only one who isn't exhausted, so he offers to make dinner in whatever safehouse they're in. Sakura, Sasuke and Kakashi are all giving each other the side eye as they hear noises from the kitchen only to be flabbergasted by the fact that not only did Naruto make edible food, but it's actually good.
"Can you make anything else?"
"Nope."
I do believe Naruto can do pretty much anything with enough motivation. Actually, I think that's one of his very basic traits as a character!
But he has his own priorities so...if he can make ramen for himself what else would he need to cook?
i haven't seen your blog in a bit, i always wanted to share my Sasuke au with you but i was always too shy. what do we think about Kurenai taking up with Sasuke cause she feels bad for the motherless/fatherless child baring a burden so she takes up with him and teaches him genjutsu on the side while Kakashi's still teaching him stuff. He's got that blue outfit with the wrappings that Kurenai has cause i always thought her outfit was cool
I am a firm believer that Kurenai would do wonders teaching team 7.
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Naruto, 9 years old: hey iruka sensei! You won't believe what i did today! :D
Iruka, staring at the horse-sized kurama carrying naruto on his back:
I hate that my brain went with Kurama walking on two legs and carrying Naruto piggy back, so I had to wonder what horse size had to do with it!
i was watching someone react to Naruto eps and watching the first arc again gave me an idea. So, i looked up how old the kid in the land of waves arc is, he's 8 and in part two he's 12 you know who else is 12? Konohamaru, i think it would be cute if Konohamaru had to go by the Naruto bridge alot on his missions and he and Inari shared a lot of intimate moments and by the time Naruto's back he can tease Konohamaru about his boyfriend as Konohamaru teases Naruto about being gay as well jvgkbhgj
Excuse me that's actually adorable! Naruto's very first little fanboys!
Let's please add a mission for Konohamaru and his team to escort Inari on a special job across villages!
Now I need to know: How the Akatsuki has splitted? Konan and Nagato probably discovered that "Madara" was actually Obito (a fucking 14 years old child) and, if we use the anime fillers as canon in the AU, was responsable for killing all the original Akatsuki members in the same day that Yahiko died. The Dark Akatsuki is probably now just kidnapping jinchuriki and and keeping them in captivity, since without the Rinnegan they can't extract the Bijuus from inside them using the Gedou Mazou to form the Ten-Tails.
Oh, they haven't exactly split up. Obito/Madara got into the organization and at first Konan and Nagato might even have somewhat agreed with his plans, but after Obito gets the original members killed, they decide this isn't for them.
However they see that this new version of the Akatsuki is a danger, and stay infiltrated, pretending to work with him while planning behind his back. The two get Jiraiya's help along the way and even Itachi joins them (now as a real spy).
In this timeline so far Obito still hasn't captured the other jinchuuriki, Naruto was the first target and (probably thanks to Itachi interfering) they failed to cupture him.
